Confucius

I use a buttplug...Sorry...

Cleri

Me too...even sorrier

Confucius

Easy, tiger...

BethPageBlack

This reminds me of funny a little story, I think you'll all enjoy it..My daughter was staying at the Ritz Carlton in Lake Las Vegas last 4th of july and we were staying in comped suite in her boyfriends hotel near the strip....Her Boyfriend was supposedly in Mexico trying to sign Britney Spears to a music contract..Well I guess America plays in the middle of this little european looking town square near the Ritz Carlton every 4th of July..We go over there and my daughter has another guy staying with her..Some manager of a fancy restaurant in Vegas..They wanna see America, we did'nt care about see'ing America but the guy with my daughter says if we get a reservation at a restaurant over looking the show we don't have to buy a ticket..So we show up right as the show starts and get these great seats, the new guy gets me a Cohiba and a tall beer and the show begins..So I say order whatever you want it's all on me..I figure $400 for a show and a dinner for four- it's a good deal..America was ok, but the real show was going on right in front of us..They had bound some the shows electrical wires into what looked like a big cable and just taped it down across a walkway right in front of us....Everyone was tripping on it and as it got darker the tripping got more violent..We saw guys with full trays full of beer go down flat on their face..My wife and daughter did'nt think it was so funny but me and the other guy had tears rolling down our faces we were laughing so hard..Right then boyfriend #1 who was supposed to be in Mexico walks by with some movie starlet..He sees my daughter with another guy, and me and the other guy are slappin each other on the back and laughing and having a good time..And I'm staying for free at boyfriend #1's hotel! How embarrassing, me and my wife looked like trashbags..A few minutes later my daughters getting text messages from boyfriend #1 about boyfriend #2. She starts to cry. I'm mad because me and my wife look like total assholes by staying for free in boyfriend #1's hotel, then going out with boyfriend #2. I yell at her for involving us in this bullshit so she's really upset now..Then the bill comes, it says $1025? I just sit there with it for a few minutes, then write in a $150 tip and hand the waiter the card..All I had was two beers? I think somebody ordered a $1000 bottle of champagne or something..I leaned over to the wife and told her it was $1200 and i'm going into the casino to make it all better- so I go in and lay 10, $100 bills on Red in Roulette, and of course it comes up Black..How embarrassing..I get right back to the dinner table- my daughter and her friend went back to their room and my wife tells me they charged us for the concert, thats why the bill was so high..No wonder they bolted up to the room..I spent $3,000 that day and all I got was about 4 beers, a few shrimp by the pool and some fries from a hot dog stand earlier in the day..I was starving! WE DID"NT EVEN WANT TO SEE AMERICA!

I got us a $10 box of fried chicken on the way home and we ate it up in our suite while watching late night infomercials. That was the best time we had all day

BethPageBlack

It's been raining all day and i've been working on this on an old Telecaster..I think I got it..I hit the sad notes a lot better than this guy because I've been a lot of places i never should have been, and seen a lot of things I never should have seen, but I do know the messiah will come again


roy buchanan the messiah will come again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On537...eature=related

Eva

I don't know what that diatribe was about in the beginning.....you know the block text? No one is gonna read that man-I'm tellin ya and I'm an anorak....it's breakdown on the eyes. So your next post........Jesus H.....
Stop living in lala and come into the real world....what the guy you think is great is playing, is an old Gary Moore classic.He has to go back, your man Roy, has to go back to the backing........
Here is one of the students of Hendrix playing Parisien Boulevards....

Garry Moore:

BethPageBlack

Eva- It's a great story, and I knew you were over 60...Go get your glasses and read it.

BethPageBlack

And I never heard of Gary Moore

Eva

I'll help you with the gaps in your education then...........
Gary Moore and Phil Lynnot= Thin Lizzy????
Anyways Phil O.D'd and here is Gary with Eric Bell performing one of Ireland's and T.L's best folk/pop songs......See if you can spot the title

BethPageBlack

Eva..I play guitar, look what my little precious got me for my birthday last year, a left handed stratocaster. I'm guessing it cost her her beauty shop allowance for at least 6 months..
And I don't practice much, I think most musicians are queers, but I can play better than that guy, Hes not even in the top 200?
http://www.hotguitarist.com/guitar_a...ar_players.htm

Eva

I guess you were just born great Beth!....
Praise the Lord
Now why do you want to bother us humble folks- the less than perfect ppl in the ME? Cannot you go away to the Azores and chalenge the flatliners? or do we have to suffer you until Mata moves from ME?????

BethPageBlack

Oh please Eva, she's just one of many interesting women that keep me coming back here..You're another, and you'd give me the time of day, she would'nt..and my mom used to sit me down in front of the TV to watch Captain Mcbrag cartoons for hours and hours when I was a little baby. Some of it might of rubbed off on me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Yh5...eature=related

Eva

Bless your Mom for getting you a telly-that Captain McBrag?? how come he didn't 'Hoover' Joe Fitzgerald K then????.You are too hard on Mata anyways-she gives the ppl she likes plenty time.
I hate to tell ya but I'm an oddball so the fact that I talk with ya ain't doin much for your credibility.......

BethPageBlack

Lets not talk about her..Heres my Short List

1) Eva
2) Maddam Medussa
3) Bambi
4) Shayda
5) Morecambe Mindy
6) Blue Cat
7) Pro Princess
8) Mata Hari
9) Twinkle Star
10) Meow

Eva

Oh you got me hooked....but what's your short list for????
PS .....Bambi is awol and Madam Medusa has only two D's and one S .
You got one guy on your list at half way mark.Haven't you had your singular homosexual experience yet? How old are you?
The reason I'm still around is I'm on your time line ...........