Some Lionheart Humour
Feb 2nd 2009, 10:44 am
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Some Lionheart Humour
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find himself a wife with whom to share his wealth. One evening at a BE Quiz Night he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty simply took his breath away. He boldly went up to her and said "I may look like an ordinary man, but in only a few months my father will most likely die and I will inherit US$250 million." Suitably impressed, the woman obtained his business card ...and three days later, she became his...stepmother. After all, women are so much better at financial planning than men....boom boom!
Feb 2nd 2009, 11:05 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Re: Some Lionheart Humour
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find himself a wife with whom to share his wealth. One evening at a BE Quiz Night he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty simply took his breath away. He boldly went up to her and said "I may look like an ordinary man, but in only a few months my father will most likely die and I will inherit US$250 million." Suitably impressed, the woman obtained his business card ...and three days later, she became his...stepmother. After all, women are so much better at financial planning than men....boom boom!
Feb 2nd 2009, 11:22 am
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Feb 2nd 2009, 11:22 am
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Re: Some Lionheart Humour
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find himself a wife with whom to share his wealth. One evening at a BE Quiz Night he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty simply took his breath away. He boldly went up to her and said "I may look like an ordinary man, but in only a few months my father will most likely die and I will inherit US$250 million." Suitably impressed, the woman obtained his business card ...and three days later, she became his...stepmother. After all, women are so much better at financial planning than men....boom boom!
that is more like MM
Feb 2nd 2009, 11:50 am
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Truth is the safest lie.
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Feb 2nd 2009, 12:41 pm
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Re: Some Lionheart Humour
So you think them purchasing all those buying shoes is actually a stategic descision? With the P in GBP quickly becoming "Peso" will shoes be the new unit of currency you know 
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I've always been of the opinion that men should take care of the day-to-day costs (Electricity, mortgage, rates, food, our future financial planning etc.) and beer money. Beyond that what do we need money for? I'd only end up buying car magazines to read just one review or buying a new phone with a very slightly better resolution camera. Leave the spending to women, there are some things they are just *much* better at than us.
.I've always been of the opinion that men should take care of the day-to-day costs (Electricity, mortgage, rates, food, our future financial planning etc.) and beer money. Beyond that what do we need money for? I'd only end up buying car magazines to read just one review or buying a new phone with a very slightly better resolution camera
. Leave the spending to women, there are some things they are just *much* better at than us.
Feb 3rd 2009, 12:45 am
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Re: Some Lionheart Humour
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find himself a wife with whom to share his wealth. One evening at a BE Quiz Night he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty simply took his breath away. He boldly went up to her and said "I may look like an ordinary man, but in only a few months my father will most likely die and I will inherit US$250 million." Suitably impressed, the woman obtained his business card ...and three days later, she became his...stepmother. After all, women are so much better at financial planning than men....boom boom!
Feb 4th 2009, 9:14 am
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Re: Some Lionheart Humour
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find himself a wife with whom to share his wealth. One evening at a BE Quiz Night he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty simply took his breath away. He boldly went up to her and said "I may look like an ordinary man, but in only a few months my father will most likely die and I will inherit US$250 million." Suitably impressed, the woman obtained his business card ...and three days later, she became his...stepmother. After all, women are so much better at financial planning than men....boom boom!
