So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Nov 10th 2008, 10:22 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Tosser, in a beetle? FFS Volkswagen means "people's car" in German, it's built by socialists in a socialist country and came to symbolise the left leaning hippy movement of the 60's.
...Actually on that basis "socialise tossers" would be far more appropriate!
Capitalist tossers would drive one of these:
...Actually on that basis "socialise tossers" would be far more appropriate!
Capitalist tossers would drive one of these:
Nov 10th 2008, 10:22 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
...and those are definitely machine-gun-like object on the top of the first... perfect!
Get that fella of yours onto it 
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Nov 10th 2008, 10:28 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
You'll be needing one of these:
Nov 10th 2008, 10:28 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Tosser, in a beetle? FFS Volkswagen means "people's car" in German, it's built by socialists in a socialist country and came to symbolise the left leaning hippy movement of the 60's.
...Actually on that basis "socialise tossers" would be far more appropriate!
Capitalist tossers would drive one of these:
http://www.autospies.com/images/user...onvertible.jpg
...Actually on that basis "socialise tossers" would be far more appropriate!
Capitalist tossers would drive one of these:
http://www.autospies.com/images/user...onvertible.jpg
Nov 10th 2008, 10:30 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Just get a white car with a "taxi" sign on the roof, then dress like an Indian 
. As long as you don't use indicators etc. you're sure to get away with it.
. As long as you don't use indicators etc. you're sure to get away with it.
Nov 10th 2008, 10:36 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Anyone can be for a shade over a million quid (Bugatti Veyron is the most expensive new production car in the world), good oppertunity to clean behind the sofa...
Adult toy business going well?
Adult toy business going well?
Nov 10th 2008, 10:40 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Nov 10th 2008, 11:03 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
That car was actually the prototype for the Veyron.
To me nothing screams penis envy like a Ferrari or Lamborghini. A Bentley is more of a gentlemans machine.
My preference however would be a nice Citroen DS 21 Décapotable Usine:
To me nothing screams penis envy like a Ferrari or Lamborghini. A Bentley is more of a gentlemans machine.
My preference however would be a nice Citroen DS 21 Décapotable Usine:
Nov 10th 2008, 11:42 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Nov 10th 2008, 11:55 am
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Nov 10th 2008, 12:21 pm
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
Please, those are Gatling guns which are far better than machine guns because they offer a very high rate of fire without overheating if used constantly.
You'll be needing one of these:
http://www.foamar.freeuk.com/mbm/anorakYellow.jpg
You'll be needing one of these:
http://www.foamar.freeuk.com/mbm/anorakYellow.jpg
Nov 10th 2008, 1:07 pm
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Re: So who's fault is it anyway... was their really any point in seeing the police?
"In 1933, Adolf Hitler gave the order to Ferdinand Porsche to develop a 'Volkswagen' (the name means 'people's car' in German), a basic vehicle that would be capable of transporting two adults and three children at a speed of 62 mph. The People's Car would only be made available to citizens of the Third Reich".
Blimey.
Nov 10th 2008, 1:45 pm
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Re: So WHOSE fault is it anyway... was THERE really any point in seeing the police?
So you are driving along in your car, in your lane, within the speed limit. A big Nissan pulls in front of you and his trailer comes into contact with the side of your car, i mean the whole side of your car.
The Nissan doesnt stop, so you flash and beep your horn, still not stopping. So you pull up along side the Nissan, put down your window and tell him he has just hit your car... he laughs and speeds off.
So you take his registration number.
You go to the police and report it.... the police say....
It is your fault, we can not do anything to the driver of the other car because even though he was driving the car the trailer could belong to anyone and the trailer caused the damage....
What we actually mean is the driver is a local and we arent bothered, here have a red ticket! G THANKS!
Another perk of living in Dubai!
The Nissan doesnt stop, so you flash and beep your horn, still not stopping. So you pull up along side the Nissan, put down your window and tell him he has just hit your car... he laughs and speeds off.
So you take his registration number.
You go to the police and report it.... the police say....
It is your fault, we can not do anything to the driver of the other car because even though he was driving the car the trailer could belong to anyone and the trailer caused the damage....
What we actually mean is the driver is a local and we arent bothered, here have a red ticket! G THANKS!
Another perk of living in Dubai!