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Old Jan 8th 2012, 10:02 am
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here in Qatar..according to a local newspaper. They are demanding from the US that prisoners from Guantannmo are sent here.
One wonders...are they short on staff? And will they answer the phone with "Hello Taliban speaking " ?
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here in Qatar..according to a local newspaper. They are demanding from the US that prisoners from Guantannmo are sent here.
One wonders...are they short on staff? And will they answer the phone with "Hello Taliban speaking " ?
‎"If you'd like to live in the Stone Ages press 1, if you'd like to stone an adulterous woman press 2..."

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‎"If you'd like to live in the Stone Ages press 1, if you'd like to stone an adulterous woman press 2..."

Will there be an option for getting stoned with an adulterous woman?
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy View Post
‎"If you'd like to live in the Stone Ages press 1, if you'd like to stone an adulterous woman press 2..."

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Will there be an option for getting stoned with an adulterous woman?
Yes, but then you'll be sentenced to...getting stoned.
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Here is what I am expecting :
Press one for bomb material
Press two for advise where to find the best rocks for stoning (GPS Provided)
Press three to hear about the most recent fatwas
Press four for available family plans for suicide bombers
Press five on advice how to find a child bride
Press six on how to "mentor" (physically) young boys

As it is in Qatar..we are supposed to expect AMAZING (loads of signs proclaiming this all over the place )

Feel free to add.....
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Default Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office

Originally Posted by Alexa View Post
Here is what I am expecting :
Press one for bomb material
Press two for advise where to find the best rocks for stoning (GPS Provided)
Press three to hear about the most recent fatwas
Press four for available family plans for suicide bombers
Press five on advice how to find a child bride
Press six on how to "mentor" (physically) young boys

As it is in Qatar..we are supposed to expect AMAZING (loads of signs proclaiming this all over the place )

Feel free to add.....
Oh bugger it, I was gona mention the pederast angle.
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800-TALIBAN

Anyone tried it?
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Will there be an option for getting stoned with an adulterous woman?
Only in Las Vegas or certain bars in Bur Dubai...

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Oh bugger it, I was gona mention the pederast angle.
Amazing what a google search digs up isn't it?




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"The Taliban has confirmed it has come to an "initial agreement" to open a political office overseas as part of peace talks with the US, according to a statement."

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2...718977856.html

Does this mean the Taliban have kissed and made up with Al Jazeera?
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"The Taliban has confirmed it has come to an "initial agreement" to open a political office overseas as part of peace talks with the US, according to a statement."

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2...718977856.html

Does this mean the Taliban have kissed and made up with Al Jazeera?
Why do I have a bad feeling about football fans and the Taliban?
This does not appear to be a very good combination....
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