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So, the Taliban are setting up office
here in Qatar..according to a local newspaper. They are demanding from the US that prisoners from Guantannmo are sent here.
One wonders...are they short on staff? And will they answer the phone with "Hello Taliban speaking " ? ;) |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Originally Posted by Alexa
(Post 9828199)
here in Qatar..according to a local newspaper. They are demanding from the US that prisoners from Guantannmo are sent here.
One wonders...are they short on staff? And will they answer the phone with "Hello Taliban speaking " ? ;) :D |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 9828285)
"If you'd like to live in the Stone Ages press 1, if you'd like to stone an adulterous woman press 2..."
:D |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 9828285)
"If you'd like to live in the Stone Ages press 1, if you'd like to stone an adulterous woman press 2..."
:D |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Originally Posted by Millhouse
(Post 9828302)
Will there be an option for getting stoned with an adulterous woman?
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Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Here is what I am expecting :
Press one for bomb material Press two for advise where to find the best rocks for stoning (GPS Provided) Press three to hear about the most recent fatwas Press four for available family plans for suicide bombers Press five on advice how to find a child bride Press six on how to "mentor" (physically) young boys As it is in Qatar..we are supposed to expect AMAZING (loads of signs proclaiming this all over the place ) Feel free to add.....:D |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Originally Posted by Alexa
(Post 9828330)
Here is what I am expecting :
Press one for bomb material Press two for advise where to find the best rocks for stoning (GPS Provided) Press three to hear about the most recent fatwas Press four for available family plans for suicide bombers Press five on advice how to find a child bride Press six on how to "mentor" (physically) young boys As it is in Qatar..we are supposed to expect AMAZING (loads of signs proclaiming this all over the place ) Feel free to add.....:D |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
800-TALIBAN
Anyone tried it? |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Originally Posted by Millhouse
(Post 9828302)
Will there be an option for getting stoned with an adulterous woman?
N. |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
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Originally Posted by Boomhauer
(Post 9828450)
Oh bugger it, I was gona mention the pederast angle.
:frown: N. |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
"The Taliban has confirmed it has come to an "initial agreement" to open a political office overseas as part of peace talks with the US, according to a statement."
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2...718977856.html Does this mean the Taliban have kissed and made up with Al Jazeera? |
Re: So, the Taliban are setting up office
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 9831756)
"The Taliban has confirmed it has come to an "initial agreement" to open a political office overseas as part of peace talks with the US, according to a statement."
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia/2...718977856.html Does this mean the Taliban have kissed and made up with Al Jazeera? This does not appear to be a very good combination.... |
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