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So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........

Old Feb 19th 2014, 1:48 pm
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Default So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........

According to Parcelforce its somewhere en-route but will miss todays deadline for it being ready by tomorrow morning. I shall leave her a card with a spa afternoon and some flowers in the morning and sneak out........ ..........

Would you be annoyed if you didn't get your present on the actual birthday??

It is her 40th but the present is a good one.........
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Yes - divorce is pending!
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Old Feb 19th 2014, 1:53 pm
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Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different
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Old Feb 19th 2014, 1:59 pm
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Default Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........

Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different
Now thats an idea, though I could make it last just until saturday...........
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"Spanking" present
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Old Feb 19th 2014, 3:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
"Spanking" present
Surprized it took so long to get that comment, 5th post in the thread..
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Old Feb 19th 2014, 3:09 pm
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"Spanking" present
Surprized it took so long to get that comment, 5th post in the thread../QUOTE]

To be fair that sounds like many conversations Ive been having in the office lately so didnt even notice it lol
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"Spanking" present
Surprized it took so long to get that comment, 5th post in the thread../QUOTE]

To be fair that sounds like many conversations Ive been having in the office lately so didnt even notice it lol
So I can order the 'paddles' from you Kittykat?
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Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different
good idea
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You can get them here..

http://www.annsummers.com/c/bondage/...FZDKtAodHhgAEA
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mike- annsummers is a banned site here!

britexpat- out of stock Im afraid!
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different
They always know!!
No matter what you do...they always know!!
you only THINK you got away with it, but one day...bam!!
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Tell her it's late.
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Old Feb 20th 2014, 7:44 am
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Tell her it's late.
I can get away with it until tonight, the flowers and spa treatment have bought me some time. Parcelforce have confirmed its here but no idea who/where to check............ If only the arsehole had spent MY money sending it 2/3 days and not 4/5.
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Default Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........

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They always know!!
No matter what you do...they always know!!
you only THINK you got away with it, but one day...bam!!
And you'll get your ass burned for leaving everything important for last minute

Good luck with that...

It depends on the expectations she have, high expectation = problem
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