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britexpat76 Feb 19th 2014 1:48 pm

So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
According to Parcelforce its somewhere en-route but will miss todays deadline for it being ready by tomorrow morning. I shall leave her a card with a spa afternoon and some flowers in the morning and sneak out........ ..........

Would you be annoyed if you didn't get your present on the actual birthday??

It is her 40th but the present is a good one.........

kittycat1 Feb 19th 2014 1:51 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
Yes - divorce is pending!

kittycat1 Feb 19th 2014 1:53 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different

britexpat76 Feb 19th 2014 1:59 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11137218)
Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different

Now thats an idea, though I could make it last just until saturday...........

Bahtatboy Feb 19th 2014 2:28 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
"Spanking" present :blink:

mikelincs Feb 19th 2014 3:02 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11137248)
"Spanking" present :blink:

Surprized it took so long to get that comment, 5th post in the thread..

kittycat1 Feb 19th 2014 3:09 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
[QUOTE]
Today 8:02 pm
mikelincs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
"Spanking" present
Surprized it took so long to get that comment, 5th post in the thread../QUOTE]

To be fair that sounds like many conversations Ive been having in the office lately so didnt even notice it lol

britexpat76 Feb 19th 2014 3:23 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
[QUOTE=kittycat1;11137308]

Today 8:02 pm
mikelincs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
"Spanking" present
Surprized it took so long to get that comment, 5th post in the thread../QUOTE]

To be fair that sounds like many conversations Ive been having in the office lately so didnt even notice it lol
So I can order the 'paddles' from you Kittykat?

OriginalSunshine Feb 19th 2014 3:29 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11137218)
Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different

good idea

mikelincs Feb 19th 2014 3:42 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
You can get them here..

http://www.annsummers.com/c/bondage/...FZDKtAodHhgAEA

kittycat1 Feb 19th 2014 4:12 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
mike- annsummers is a banned site here!

britexpat- out of stock Im afraid!

Irishbeekeeper Feb 19th 2014 6:53 pm

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11137218)
Make her birthday last a week- give her a different present every day - some little some silly and smuggle her late present in there finish it off with a nice night out and she will never know anything different

They always know!!
No matter what you do...they always know!!
you only THINK you got away with it, but one day...bam!!
:D

scrubbedexpat141 Feb 20th 2014 4:14 am

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 
Tell her it's late.

britexpat76 Feb 20th 2014 7:44 am

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11138484)
Tell her it's late.

I can get away with it until tonight, the flowers and spa treatment have bought me some time. Parcelforce have confirmed its here but no idea who/where to check............ If only the arsehole had spent MY money sending it 2/3 days and not 4/5.

Venezuelan007 Feb 20th 2014 7:46 am

Re: So the spanking present you bought your wife hasn't turned up..........
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 11137691)
They always know!!
No matter what you do...they always know!!
you only THINK you got away with it, but one day...bam!!
:D

And you'll get your ass burned for leaving everything important for last minute :eek:

Good luck with that...

It depends on the expectations she have, high expectation = problem


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