So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Jun 23rd 2011, 12:36 pm
#16
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Tax the fat Not mandatory gym membership?
Compulsory beetroot - FY
Execution for wearing crocs- Good
Drawn and quartered for wearing crocs with socks - Good
Abayas to be replaced by a choice of uniforms to wear - Good
Cheese would be banned -FY, I'm forming a group call "Al Cheesa" and we'll be desert outlaws
Talking whilst football is on the tv would be an offence (unless it was to point out what a throbber John Terry is) - There is always football on TV somewhere
Women would be allowed to drive, petrol would be free for women driving pissed up husbands/boyfriends home - How are the menfolk to get to the pub?
Compulsory beetroot - FY
Execution for wearing crocs- Good
Drawn and quartered for wearing crocs with socks - Good
Abayas to be replaced by a choice of uniforms to wear - Good
Cheese would be banned -FY, I'm forming a group call "Al Cheesa" and we'll be desert outlaws
Talking whilst football is on the tv would be an offence (unless it was to point out what a throbber John Terry is) - There is always football on TV somewhere
Women would be allowed to drive, petrol would be free for women driving pissed up husbands/boyfriends home - How are the menfolk to get to the pub?
Jun 26th 2011, 8:52 am
#17
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Did naked Wednesdays win approval?
Jun 26th 2011, 9:27 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
If I was King..
I would stipulate that all restrooms/bathrooms in all abodes have waterproof floors with a drain. All showers be forcefull and there be no restriction on shower head GPM. All showers provide at 1.5 hours of continous hot water.
I would stipulate that all restrooms/bathrooms in all abodes have waterproof floors with a drain. All showers be forcefull and there be no restriction on shower head GPM. All showers provide at 1.5 hours of continous hot water.
Jun 26th 2011, 10:05 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
I'd just ban religion.............
Let's face it, if there IS a God, there's probably only one. So millions of people have been slaughtered for generations just because someone thought that their way of praying to God was better than someone else's.......
Let's face it, if there IS a God, there's probably only one. So millions of people have been slaughtered for generations just because someone thought that their way of praying to God was better than someone else's.......
Jun 26th 2011, 10:53 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
[Devils advocate]What if God didn’t care which one you prayed to as long as you did worship regularly and to some extent follow some moral code?[/advocate]
Jun 26th 2011, 10:56 am
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Good, Dyson air blades (or a man who hands you a fresh towel) in every bathroom and doors that open outwards only?
Jun 26th 2011, 11:28 am
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Jun 26th 2011, 1:37 pm
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
50/50, better hedge yourself and go to a praying place.
If you get asked if you have converted just say "No...but my admission only shows how honest I am". Also I'm pretty sure god won't mind if you catagorise your sins during confession to save time
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If you get asked if you have converted just say "No...but my admission only shows how honest I am". Also I'm pretty sure god won't mind if you catagorise your sins during confession to save time
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Jun 28th 2011, 8:20 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
All these gods must have massive egos if they insist on being worshipped all the time. And if that is the case surely they'd show themself at some point for even more ego stroking and adoration?
When I rule the world there will be harsh punishments for the following:
Chewing with your mouth open
Not holding your cutlery properly
Playing anything by Michael Jackson
Putting tomato ketchup on your Christmas dinner
Not queueing properly
Driving like a twat
Playing music on mobile phones in public
Preaching creationism & other such nonsense
And that's just for starters
When I rule the world there will be harsh punishments for the following:
Chewing with your mouth open
Not holding your cutlery properly
Playing anything by Michael Jackson
Putting tomato ketchup on your Christmas dinner
Not queueing properly
Driving like a twat
Playing music on mobile phones in public
Preaching creationism & other such nonsense
And that's just for starters
Jun 28th 2011, 8:41 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
I take it Alex Ferguson will be first against the wall in your world then?
Jun 28th 2011, 10:36 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
All these gods must have massive egos if they insist on being worshipped all the time. And if that is the case surely they'd show themself at some point for even more ego stroking and adoration?
When I rule the world there will be harsh punishments for the following:
Chewing with your mouth open
Not holding your cutlery properly
Playing anything by Michael Jackson
Putting tomato ketchup on your Christmas dinner
Not queueing properly
Driving like a twat
Playing music on mobile phones in public
Preaching creationism & other such nonsense
And that's just for starters
When I rule the world there will be harsh punishments for the following:
Chewing with your mouth open
Not holding your cutlery properly
Playing anything by Michael Jackson
Putting tomato ketchup on your Christmas dinner
Not queueing properly
Driving like a twat
Playing music on mobile phones in public
Preaching creationism & other such nonsense
And that's just for starters
Jun 28th 2011, 10:46 am
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Oh and as King, I would embargo hair gel and mousse to the entire MidEast
Jun 28th 2011, 10:52 am
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