So if you were king or Queen of the world...
What would your law of the land be?
Any chopping off of hands heads or any other bits? Would you stop women driving? Would you make women dress like ninjas? |
Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Everyone would be free to do what they like, as long as it does n't cause harm to anyone else :)
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9451520)
What would your law of the land be?
Any chopping off of hands heads or any other bits? No Would you stop women driving? Yes Would you make women dress like ninjas? Only Sexy Ninjas |
Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
I would banish everything.
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9451520)
What would your law of the land be?
Any chopping off of hands heads or any other bits? Would you stop women driving? Would you make women dress like ninjas? But my top decrees would be:
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Not if, when...
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9451520)
What would your law of the land be?
Any chopping off of hands heads or any other bits? Would you stop women driving? Would you make women dress like ninjas? |
Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9451520)
What would your law of the land be?
Any chopping off of hands heads or any other bits? Would you stop women driving? Would you make women dress like ninjas? Compulsory beetroot Execution for wearing crocs Drawn and quartered for wearing crocs with socks Abayas to be replaced by a choice of uniforms to wear Cheese would be banned Talking whilst football is on the tv would be an offence (unless it was to point out what a throbber John Terry is) Women would be allowed to drive, petrol would be free for women driving pissed up husbands/boyfriends home |
Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
a two day working week :)
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 9451956)
a two day working week :)
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by jackthehat
(Post 9451960)
WOW! - As much as two days?
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by OleJanx
(Post 9451974)
It's always nice to see people devoted to their work!:)
A cry comes from the back of the crowd "What? - Every Tuesday?" |
Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
:rofl:
Originally Posted by jackthehat
(Post 9451980)
Reminds me of the British Leyland joke from the seventies. The Shop Steward reports back to the Rank and File, and tells them that the deal with Management has resulted in a One Day Week! - Tuesdays only!
A cry comes from the back of the crowd "What? - Every Tuesday?" |
Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
:rofl: Bloody true as well.
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Re: So if you were king or Queen of the world...
Originally Posted by Stealth Otter
(Post 9451951)
Tax the fat
Compulsory beetroot Execution for wearing crocs Drawn and quartered for wearing crocs with socks Abayas to be replaced by a choice of uniforms to wear Cheese would be banned Talking whilst football is on the tv would be an offence (unless it was to point out what a throbber John Terry is) Women would be allowed to drive, petrol would be free for women driving pissed up husbands/boyfriends home |
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