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So how far could you throw a badger?

Old Sep 9th 2009, 4:26 pm
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
No chance. The busy tail would act as a drag. I think I could do 30 yards with a hamster though.

Possible but I think you would need a single arm Major League baseball throwing style.....
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Old Sep 9th 2009, 7:39 pm
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Originally Posted by BangleMan
I reckon with a bit of a run up.....I could do 20 yards, if I got hold of a back leg and did a discus-style /twist run up.
Unless the reward will be a night of amazing sex with an amazing sample of the female species, I really do not see a point why you want to throw a badger anywhere...
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Unless the reward will be a night of amazing sex with an amazing sample of the female species, I really do not see a point why you want to throw a badger anywhere...
Sorry...I meant making love...
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Sorry...I meant making love...
To the woman, and not the badger...
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Originally Posted by Confucius
To the woman, and not the badger...
And I also discourage you thinking of replacing the badger with that woman and throwing her far...
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Old Sep 10th 2009, 5:00 am
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Originally Posted by Confucius
Unless the reward will be a night of amazing sex with an amazing sample of the female species, I really do not see a point why you want to throw a badger anywhere...
Confucius do not confuse a badger with a beaver.
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Old Sep 10th 2009, 10:00 am
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Originally Posted by glynster
Confucius do not confuse a badger with a beaver.
Thats cos some of the trollops he has been with are so old and rancid, their beaver looks like a badger, with all that white hair...
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Old Sep 10th 2009, 10:01 am
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Originally Posted by Dubaidog
Possible but I think you would need a single arm Major League baseball throwing style.....
I wouldnt mind throwing one up, and hitting it with a Hurling stick....nice big fat connection point....and send the little fcker into orbit
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Old Sep 10th 2009, 1:52 pm
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Originally Posted by BangleMan
Thats cos some of the trollops he has been with are so old and rancid, their beaver looks like a badger, with all that white hair...
Too bad you're calling them trollops...If only you would know, your hairs will go black again...
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Originally Posted by glynster
Confucius do not confuse a badger with a beaver.
Of course I don't...Badgers are brunettes and beavers are blondes...Duuuhhh...
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Default Re: So how far could you throw a badger?

Can you attach the badger to a rocket launcher?

I used to put my hamster on my brothers remote control car and he loved it- nose up in the air wind blowing through his hair looked very much like a dog with his head out the car window- ie happy, so am thinking Mr Badger might enjoy a small flight....
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