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Madam Medusa Jun 27th 2011 12:25 pm

so gaydar is not a myth...
 
...women really do have gaydar, according to scientists...

must say my gaydar is pretty finely tuned...only once did it let me down, when i was trying to fix up my friend with my gay friend's brother...god knows how i didn't spot it, as he was dead fit and had lovely (if very "gay") clothes on...think i was fooled by the fact that his brother was gay and so ignored all the signs, lol...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...cientists.html

MM, xx

kittycat1 Jun 27th 2011 12:36 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 
I can spot a gay guy at 100 yards- such a bloody fag hag- Its normally our eyes meet across a crowded room, I hear my gaydar bells (think scissor sisters tune) - we prance across the room to each other, fall into each others arms whispering sweet bitchy nothings to each other and become instant best friends- and who says love at first sight doesn't exist!

I could actually start a gay dating agency through my address book as my many queens in it!

MataHari Jun 27th 2011 12:37 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 
or you just weren't ovulating at the time...which brings me to the next thing, can you still do it if you are on the pill...

Millhouse Jun 27th 2011 12:39 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 
Any real man can spot a shirt lifter at a minimum of 100 yards too.

I reckon Co-Durham boy is tuned to 300 yards.

The bit I don't understand is though... why are gay men so shit at it? I've been approached twice in my life so far.

Meow Jun 27th 2011 12:40 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459607)
Any real man can spot a shirt lifter at a minimum of 100 yards too.

I reckon Co-Durham boy is tuned to 300 yards.

The bit I don't understand is though... why are gay men so shit at it? I've been approached twice in my life so far.


They're not. It's just that you haven't admitted it to yourself yet...

Madam Medusa Jun 27th 2011 12:46 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9459597)
I could actually start a gay dating agency through my address book as my many queens in it!

hahaha, maybe we should trade names...

MM, xx

Madam Medusa Jun 27th 2011 12:46 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 9459603)
or you just weren't ovulating at the time...which brings me to the next thing, can you still do it if you are on the pill...

yes, for sure...

MM, xx

Madam Medusa Jun 27th 2011 12:47 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459607)
Any real man can spot a shirt lifter at a minimum of 100 yards too.

no i don't think they can...but gay men always can...

MM, xx

Millhouse Jun 27th 2011 12:48 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 9459625)
no i don't think they can...but gay men always can...

MM, xx

Maybe I am gay after all then.

Madam Medusa Jun 27th 2011 12:49 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459628)
Maybe I am gay after all then.

well...i didn't want to be the first one to mention it, but...

MM, xx

Meow Jun 27th 2011 12:55 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 9459633)
well...i didn't want to be the first one to mention it, but...

MM, xx

Don't worry, you're the second ;)

Probably so far in the closest that he's in Narnia...

Bahtatboy Jun 27th 2011 12:56 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459607)
Any real man can spot a shirt lifter at a minimum of 100 yards too.

I reckon Co-Durham boy is tuned to 300 yards.

The bit I don't understand is though... why are gay men so shit at it? I've been approached twice in my life so far.

So exactly the same number of times as you've been approached by hetro women, then (apart from those of the Trap variety). Just saying, like...

co durham boy Jun 27th 2011 1:00 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459607)
Any real man can spot a shirt lifter at a minimum of 100 yards too.

I reckon Co-Durham boy is tuned to 300 yards.

The bit I don't understand is though... why are gay men so shit at it? I've been approached twice in my life so far.

I've just had the sights calibrated , i'm up to 450 yards.... Any Fella wearing Espredrills is usually a nailed on Lemonade Sandwich....!

Millhouse Jun 27th 2011 1:04 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9459651)
So exactly the same number of times as you've been approached by hetro women, then (apart from those of the Trap variety). Just saying, like...

git. I'm out of a witty reply. so here it goes:

your mum.

Morecambe Mindy Jun 27th 2011 1:05 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 
There we go then, BE back on track, surely a thread that can't possibly offend anyone (apart from Millhouse, but apparently he doesn't matter).

Yay! :wub:

Bahtatboy Jun 27th 2011 1:06 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459669)
git. I'm out of a witty reply. so here it goes:

your mum.

You bitch.

co durham boy Jun 27th 2011 1:07 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Morecambe Mindy (Post 9459673)
There we go then, BE back on track, surely a thread that can't possibly offend anyone (apart from Millhouse, but apparently he doesn't matter).

Yay! :wub:

Except Shirtlifters and Bahtaboy's Mum....

Bahtatboy Jun 27th 2011 1:08 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9459678)
Except Shirtlifters and Bhataboy's Mum....

She doesn't believe they really exist, or if they do they should be cured. And as for lesbians...what's the point?

Millhouse Jun 27th 2011 1:10 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9459683)
And as for lesbians...what's the point?

Are you kidding me? There isn't a point... that's what's so great about them.

Bahtatboy Jun 27th 2011 1:12 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459687)
Are you kidding me? There isn't a point... that's what's so great about them.

But scissors have points, sister. Ha. HA! Answer that one.

co durham boy Jun 27th 2011 1:31 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459687)
Are you kidding me? There isn't a point... that's what's so great about them.

I love lesbians....i wished i was one..!

Millhouse Jun 27th 2011 1:52 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9459719)
I love lesbians....i wished i was one..!

Not the hairy legged ones though right?

co durham boy Jun 27th 2011 2:02 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9459745)
Not the hairy legged ones though right?

I'm more of a Lipstick lesbian man myself but i'm a dab hand with a Razor as well so we could compromise.......

Patsy Stoned Jun 27th 2011 2:06 pm

Re: so gaydar is not a myth...
 

Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9459719)
I love lesbians....i wished i was one..!

You need to download "The real L word" then...lots of real lesbians :D


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