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so...this bird walks into a shop...

Old Sep 27th 2007, 10:38 am
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Just got this sent by email...

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighborhood shop.The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagulls shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then he has become a regular, and he always takes the same type of crisps.

Customers have started paying for the seagull's stolen bags cos they think it is so funny.



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Old Sep 27th 2007, 10:48 am
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how funny!!!! he obviously isn't a bird brain
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Old Sep 27th 2007, 11:59 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
Just got this sent by email...

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighborhood shop.The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagulls shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then he has become a regular, and he always takes the same type of crisps.

Customers have started paying for the seagull's stolen bags cos they think it is so funny.



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Must be a scouse bird...
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