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And so it begins....... the Japanese jokes......

Old Mar 14th 2011, 12:39 pm
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Good news for the survivors of the earthquake and tsunami............

......... they're through to the next round of 'Endurance'..........

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http://www.sickipedia.org/

all you need really...
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Old Mar 14th 2011, 1:06 pm
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http://www.sickipedia.org/

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You've just gone up in my books massively.

I take it you can access it in the UAE?
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You've just gone up in my books massively.

I take it you can access it in the UAE?
mate, its my works favourite pastime..
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I think there's some sort of Miss World competition going on in Japan at the moment. All my Japanese mate could talk about was this Lady Asian Week.
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My Japanese girlfriend just dumped me ..not to worry there is plenty more (fish) in the sea .

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Good news for the survivors of the earthquake and tsunami............

......... they're through to the next round of 'Endurance'..........
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but humurous all the same
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I refuse to laugh at any of these- completely offensive and inappropriate!
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I refuse to laugh at any of these- completely offensive and inappropriate!
Ok. Don't laugh then. Just a slight chortle will do.
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2 from my brother...

The Australian Gold Coast surf competition has just been won in controversial circumstances... by a little Japanese man on a wardrobe.

You got feel for the Japanese... the last time I had 8.9 Aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either.
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Don't send any money to the Tokyo appeal the people are already minted, I just saw some bloke on TV complaining about the Tsunami and he has two huge boats parked up on his drive.
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BBC report that 11 safety men, 11 thousand tonnes of equipment and 2 search dogs have been sent to Japan.

Personally I don't think 2 dogs will be enough to feed them, let alone any survivors...
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Why did the whale cross the road?

- It was in Japan.
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Best of the best from Sickipedia (which is one of my most visited websites by far). (BTW, the potentially racist ones aren't necessarily my opinion – I just find them funny).

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.
Sky News - "Japanese airports are full as hundreds of foreigners are fleeing the country..."

Maybe Britain needs an earthquake...
BBC SPORT: Japan confirm planned football matches to go ahead.

BBC SPORT SCOTLAND: Inverness match against Celtic postponed due to waterlogged pitch.
You know your country is ****ed when Afghanistan sends $50,000 in aid.
I've sat and watched in awe at the way the Japanese have helped eachother during these times of crisis.

I love it when Japan comes together.
(Nice play on words that one)

Britain is one of the first nations to send search and rescue teams to Japan.

Probably because of all the experience gained during the 2.6 magnitude Stoke-on-Trent quake of 1963.
ITV News Reporter: '2,000,000 Japanese people left without water'

I dont think they've looked hard enough.
Don't send any money in for the Tokyo Tsunami Appeal, they are minted.
I have just seen a bloke on telly getting interviewed outside his house and he has two massive ****ing boats on his drive.
"How many seconds will Mr Running Man survive the Big Wave?!"

Is it:
a) 15 seconds?
b) 25 seconds?
c) 35 seconds?

BET NOW!!!!!
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An absolute disgrace you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Let's just hope nothing this atrocious happens in the UK and to any of our families.
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