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The Dean Mar 14th 2011 12:39 pm

And so it begins....... the Japanese jokes......
 
Good news for the survivors of the earthquake and tsunami............

......... they're through to the next round of 'Endurance'.......... :unsure:

commander Mar 14th 2011 1:03 pm

Re: And so it begins....... the Japanese jokes......
 
http://www.sickipedia.org/

all you need really...

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 14th 2011 1:06 pm

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9238809)
http://www.sickipedia.org/

all you need really...

You've just gone up in my books massively.

I take it you can access it in the UAE?

commander Mar 14th 2011 1:10 pm

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Originally Posted by sross2203 (Post 9238814)
You've just gone up in my books massively.

I take it you can access it in the UAE?

mate, its my works favourite pastime..

Sandboy Mar 14th 2011 1:36 pm

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I think there's some sort of Miss World competition going on in Japan at the moment. All my Japanese mate could talk about was this Lady Asian Week.

weasel central Mar 14th 2011 1:40 pm

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My Japanese girlfriend just dumped me :( ..not to worry there is plenty more (fish) in the sea .

:eek:

flares Mar 14th 2011 1:49 pm

Re: And so it begins....... the Japanese jokes......
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 9238765)
Good news for the survivors of the earthquake and tsunami............

......... they're through to the next round of 'Endurance'.......... :unsure:

sick

but humurous all the same

kittycat1 Mar 14th 2011 1:56 pm

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I refuse to laugh at any of these- completely offensive and inappropriate!

nottmbantam Mar 14th 2011 2:11 pm

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9238908)
I refuse to laugh at any of these- completely offensive and inappropriate!

Ok. Don't laugh then. Just a slight chortle will do.

Hello.Kitty Mar 14th 2011 2:34 pm

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2 from my brother...

The Australian Gold Coast surf competition has just been won in controversial circumstances... by a little Japanese man on a wardrobe.

You got feel for the Japanese... the last time I had 8.9 Aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either.

weasel central Mar 14th 2011 2:50 pm

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Don't send any money to the Tokyo appeal the people are already minted, I just saw some bloke on TV complaining about the Tsunami and he has two huge boats parked up on his drive.

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 14th 2011 3:10 pm

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BBC report that 11 safety men, 11 thousand tonnes of equipment and 2 search dogs have been sent to Japan.

Personally I don't think 2 dogs will be enough to feed them, let alone any survivors...

Macca67 Mar 14th 2011 3:17 pm

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Why did the whale cross the road?

- It was in Japan.

auzdafluff Mar 14th 2011 7:56 pm

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Best of the best from Sickipedia (which is one of my most visited websites by far). (BTW, the potentially racist ones aren't necessarily my opinion – I just find them funny).


I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.

Sky News - "Japanese airports are full as hundreds of foreigners are fleeing the country..."

Maybe Britain needs an earthquake...

BBC SPORT: Japan confirm planned football matches to go ahead.

BBC SPORT SCOTLAND: Inverness match against Celtic postponed due to waterlogged pitch.

You know your country is ****ed when Afghanistan sends $50,000 in aid.

I've sat and watched in awe at the way the Japanese have helped eachother during these times of crisis.

I love it when Japan comes together.
(Nice play on words that one)


Britain is one of the first nations to send search and rescue teams to Japan.

Probably because of all the experience gained during the 2.6 magnitude Stoke-on-Trent quake of 1963.

ITV News Reporter: '2,000,000 Japanese people left without water'

I dont think they've looked hard enough.

Don't send any money in for the Tokyo Tsunami Appeal, they are minted.
I have just seen a bloke on telly getting interviewed outside his house and he has two massive ****ing boats on his drive.

"How many seconds will Mr Running Man survive the Big Wave?!"

Is it:
a) 15 seconds?
b) 25 seconds?
c) 35 seconds?

BET NOW!!!!!

Cow Pie Mar 16th 2011 11:39 am

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An absolute disgrace you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Let's just hope nothing this atrocious happens in the UK and to any of our families.


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