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Bahtatboy Jan 14th 2014 11:50 am
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Just thought I'd share a snap of me at the weekend, enjoying my day off at the beach.

Be good to see yours, too. :D


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weasel decentral Jan 14th 2014 12:11 pm
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Interesting passenger I saw on the road to work this morning.

http://i.imgur.com/bcgsV8Il.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/seNBLyLl.jpg

scrubbedexpat141 Jan 15th 2014 4:59 am
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I saw two taxi drivers lumping seven shades of shit out of each other yesterday morning.

Saw a bloke split them up (one of their passengers), turned out to be my mate, ended up with a drop of blood on his shirt. Told him to get in the car and we'd leave.

Was ****ing mental.

kittycat1 Jan 15th 2014 10:24 am
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How do you get a camel on the back seat?

scrubbedexpat141 Jan 15th 2014 10:24 am
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11079413)
How do you get a camel on the back seat?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

weasel decentral Jan 16th 2014 3:30 am
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11079413)
How do you get a camel on the back seat?
Not sure how he did it, but the camel was taking up the whole back of the car. I would say a large stick was involved.

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11079414)
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its ****

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.

Irishbeekeeper Jan 16th 2014 1:38 pm
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11079413)
How do you get a camel on the back seat?
thats easy, you open the back door and let him in??

Boomhauer Jan 16th 2014 1:46 pm
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 11079413)
How do you get a camel on the back seat?
Open both back doors.
1 Person enters rear from 1 side, while another person positions/pushes camel in through other door.
Use camel's favourite snack to entice it.

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I've never seen this in action but assume this is the way to go. Best that you try it with a few mates of yours and report back:D

Bahtatboy Jan 16th 2014 2:13 pm
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Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 11081483)
Open both back doors.
1 Person enters rear from 1 side, while another person positions/pushes camel in through other door.
Use camel's favourite snack to entice it.

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I've never seen this in action but assume this is the way to go. Best that you try it with a few mates of yours and report back:D
I don't have any mates similar in size to a camel, and to be fair to them, most will get in the car with a simple request.

scrubbedexpat141 Jan 17th 2014 2:59 am
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11081535)
I don't have any mates similar in size to a camel, and to be fair to them, most will get in the car with a simple request.
:rofl:


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