ScotsExpat

Sorry, there is only one name that gets a rise from me. I will put up with every slanderous name you can think of bar one. No-one EVER gets away with calling me 'English'!!

MataHari

yeah...I am Oscar winning material

MissDemeanor

Why would anyone call you English??...that would be like insulting ourselves!

ScotsExpat

Pity the performance was not earlier, you might have managed to get a question right!!!

ScotsExpat

You always insult what you aspire to ......

MissDemeanor

Oh,and just to point out the fact that I have a scottish surname and scottish blood running through me..

ScotsExpat

There is an obvious comeback to that but I would never lower the tone of such a prestigious forum!!!!

MissDemeanor

My daddy is scottish,my mum is Irish,my uncle is Welsh,and I am....Perfect!

ScotsExpat

Sorry, I thought you were gonna say ..... Mongrel!!!

MissDemeanor

Cheeky b#stard!

ScotsExpat

Now now, thats no way to talk to a possible bearer of gifts. God, women. Blow hot one minute, cold the next. Guess its true what they say, you never really know where you stand with the female of the species!!

nottmbantam

Reminds me of one of the great one liners from the film Snatch ( ohh err, what another great link as we're talking muffins....)

BrickTop: ( sitting in the back room of Sol's Pawn Shop ) "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? "

MissDemeanor

God,I love that film! you have just prompted me to get the dvd out and watch it AGAIN!!

Zannie

I hate being called Ma'am. It's not the word so much, it's the way it's said...

nottmbantam

Yeah, a modern classic. Soooo many one liners.....

Robbie Gee ( commenting on the size of Tyron, their driver ) " I thought you said he was a getaway driver.....what exactly is he supposed to getaway from?