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Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison

Old Jan 25th 2009, 10:53 am
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I was just trying to think of the most amusing cocktail names I have come across in my time.

The slippery Nipple of course is to me very amusing. I actually have a cocktail named after me, if you go to any Weatherspoons is the UK you can find my cocktail: The 'Frisky Bison' being served over the bar.

The definition of the Frisky Bison:
The sexual act in which both partners create a symphony of bison noises and act friskily towards eachother, just like bisons. It is optional to wear a prop, such as a pair of bison horns, or perhaps some cud to chew on.

Here, I mount my wife on a cold winters morning.

FETCH YOUR HORNS, MATHILDA!!!! I'M FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT

So when reading the cocktail menus of the world, what gives you shits and giggles?

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Old Jan 25th 2009, 12:44 pm
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...the bull in that photo...a dickless bison ? What's the world coming to
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Old Jan 25th 2009, 1:55 pm
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the bull in that photo...a dickless bison ? What's the world coming to
I am confused, are you looking at the right photo, there are no bulls in that image?

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Old Jan 25th 2009, 3:19 pm
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I am confused, are you looking at the right photo, there are no bulls in that image?

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I assumed the bison doing the mounting is male..a male bison is called a bull !

..but could be a couple of lezzos
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How about cummingtonite....

Not a cocktail but a mineral...its official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. Its name comes from the locality where it was first found, Cummington, Massachusetts, USA.
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