Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
Jan 25th 2009, 10:53 am
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Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
I was just trying to think of the most amusing cocktail names I have come across in my time.
The slippery Nipple of course is to me very amusing. I actually have a cocktail named after me, if you go to any Weatherspoons is the UK you can find my cocktail: The 'Frisky Bison' being served over the bar.
The definition of the Frisky Bison:
Here, I mount my wife on a cold winters morning.
FETCH YOUR HORNS, MATHILDA!!!! I'M FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT
So when reading the cocktail menus of the world, what gives you shits and giggles?
Bison
The slippery Nipple of course is to me very amusing. I actually have a cocktail named after me, if you go to any Weatherspoons is the UK you can find my cocktail: The 'Frisky Bison' being served over the bar.
The definition of the Frisky Bison:
The sexual act in which both partners create a symphony of bison noises and act friskily towards eachother, just like bisons. It is optional to wear a prop, such as a pair of bison horns, or perhaps some cud to chew on.
Here, I mount my wife on a cold winters morning.
FETCH YOUR HORNS, MATHILDA!!!! I'M FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT
So when reading the cocktail menus of the world, what gives you shits and giggles?
Bison
Jan 25th 2009, 12:44 pm
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Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
...the bull in that photo...a dickless bison ? What's the world coming to 
Jan 25th 2009, 1:55 pm
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Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
the bull in that photo...a dickless bison ? What's the world coming to
Bison
Jan 25th 2009, 3:25 pm
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Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
How about cummingtonite....
Not a cocktail but a mineral...its official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. Its name comes from the locality where it was first found, Cummington, Massachusetts, USA.
Not a cocktail but a mineral...its official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. Its name comes from the locality where it was first found, Cummington, Massachusetts, USA.
