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Bison Jan 25th 2009 10:53 am

Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
 
I was just trying to think of the most amusing cocktail names I have come across in my time.

The slippery Nipple of course is to me very amusing. I actually have a cocktail named after me, if you go to any Weatherspoons is the UK you can find my cocktail: The 'Frisky Bison' being served over the bar.

The definition of the Frisky Bison:

The sexual act in which both partners create a symphony of bison noises and act friskily towards eachother, just like bisons. It is optional to wear a prop, such as a pair of bison horns, or perhaps some cud to chew on.
http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/yello...win/bison4.jpg
Here, I mount my wife on a cold winters morning.

FETCH YOUR HORNS, MATHILDA!!!! I'M FEELING FRISKY TONIGHT

So when reading the cocktail menus of the world, what gives you shits and giggles?

Bison

MacScot Jan 25th 2009 12:44 pm

Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
 
...the bull in that photo...a dickless bison ? What's the world coming to :rofl:

Bison Jan 25th 2009 1:55 pm

Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
 

the bull in that photo...a dickless bison ? What's the world coming to
I am confused, are you looking at the right photo, there are no bulls in that image?

Bison

MacScot Jan 25th 2009 3:19 pm

Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7211081)
I am confused, are you looking at the right photo, there are no bulls in that image?

Bison

I assumed the bison doing the mounting is male..a male bison is called a bull !

..but could be a couple of lezzos :p

MacScot Jan 25th 2009 3:25 pm

Re: Slippery Nipple & The Frisky Bison
 
How about cummingtonite....;)

Not a cocktail but a mineral...its official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. Its name comes from the locality where it was first found, Cummington, Massachusetts, USA.


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