Irishbeekeeper

Well he IS talking, so yeah I think it did

redShark

Judging by what you babble here on this board, I’d say that the state of your thingy has seen better days!!

OleJanx

Hmm. Thingy? Really?

redShark

Mike, it looks like you have been watching too much German comedy lately, that your sense of humor has turned weird. I suggest you go back to watching British comedy so that you get your sense of humor back to normal

Irishbeekeeper

Yes my 'thingy' definitely has seen better days.
Tell me, how old are you again?

mikewot

And I suggest that you refrain from posting homophobic hate messages. You have been tolerated thus far with your usual trolling but you are over the line.

DXBtoDOH

Extremely closeted homosexual is stamped all over his forehead

redShark

Depends what you actually mean by ‘old’. You see, this word does not adequately define someone like myself, so when I am asked such a question by the young generation I’d have to explain the answer as follows:

Age wise, I am the same as your father’s
Heart wise, I am Thirtysomething
Maturity wise, I am 200+
aphrodisiac wise, I am late teens
you get the idea…..

OleJanx

In your dreams Sunshine.

shiva

im starting to think this is nearer to the truth

Scamp

I had a good hard scrub in the shower after visiting some wonderful AD bars for the first time.

But I'm fundamentally a good, honest boy. I genuinely wonder what state your old lad has been in.

DXBtoDOH

Do tell.

I work in AD but haven't been to any bars here so far. Are there even bars in AD?

Irishbeekeeper

genuinely looking for a ghost writer these days as I feel all of it should be in a book of some kind, I think I have come to the end of my adventures
you have no idea mate, no.....idea!
just lucky to be alive I guess

Scamp

The Trap was interesting. Then up above in the 'penthouse' of the same place was another interesting bar 49ers? Or is that the Hotel name?

Then went to Ally Pally to a couple of places which were a laugh if quite quiet, a Korean Karaoke bar and another just normal bar. Then Heroes I think, was very hazy by this point. That was ****ing rammed but kind of good, more 'normal' clientele than the others. Although the chicken tikka wraps on sale on the way out were excellent.

McGettigans at Raha Mall (I think it's round there somewhere) is also quite good. Identical design to the Dubai ones but good for a few.

I'd read it.

DXBtoDOH

Ah, cheers mate.

Maybe I'll do my own pub crawl here one night and keep looking for the ever so elusive Abu Dhabi that I seem to be missing. Does anyone actually live here other than Emiratis, Syrian grannies and Filipinos?