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Britmal Sep 18th 2012 2:22 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a wanker?

A: You can't get your arm round an elephant...

auzdafluff Sep 18th 2012 2:46 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 

Originally Posted by Theseus (Post 10286991)
I'm not sure our qatari colleagues are going to enjoy asking or answering the what colour pants question. lol

Oh, you're asking Qataris...

Here's a silly question.

On a scale of one to ten, one being a complete and abject failure, and ten being the ranked the worst sporting event in history, how successful will Qatar 2022 be?

OleJanx Sep 18th 2012 2:48 am

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Originally Posted by auzdafluff (Post 10287088)
Oh, you're asking Qataris...

Here's a silly question.

On a scale of one to ten, one being a complete and abject failure, and ten being the ranked the worst sporting event in history, how successful will Qatar 2022 be?

You actually expect Qataris to turn up?!:eek:

Theseus Sep 18th 2012 5:16 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 

Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 10287092)
You actually expect Qataris to turn up?!:eek:

Well there are only two Qataris but yes as they are both really reliable and lovely.

The rest are Brits and Germans

kittycat1 Sep 18th 2012 5:17 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 
don't mention the war!

Theseus Sep 18th 2012 5:19 am

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Lol i'll try

Kix Sep 18th 2012 5:46 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10287330)
don't mention the war!

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

littlejimmy Sep 18th 2012 6:47 am

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Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10287370)
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

Stop it!

You started it!

No we didn't!

Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

redShark Sep 18th 2012 6:49 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10286877)
what colour pants/knickers are you wearing?

Men over there don't normally wear pants, it is not comfortable with the thobe dress they wear

Autonomy Sep 18th 2012 7:09 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10287037)
If you could choose one superpower, what would you choose? And why?

I think most Qatari's would choose the USA.... oh.....

Geordiedentist Sep 18th 2012 9:51 am

Re: Silly questions needed
 
Daddy or chips?

Brains1983 Sep 18th 2012 6:50 pm

Re: Silly questions needed
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10287037)
If you could choose one superpower, what would you choose? And why?

Invisibility. I'd kick a mime artist to death, so at least he'd die with everybody thinking he was great at his job.

Frankie Boyle

csdf Sep 18th 2012 7:29 pm

Re: Silly questions needed
 
What would be the outcome of the following fight:
Twenty duck-sized horses versus a horse-sized duck?

scrubbedexpat141 Sep 18th 2012 7:35 pm

Re: Silly questions needed
 
If you could be one celebrity / sportsperson / actor etc for the day, who would you be and why?

Theseus Sep 18th 2012 8:30 pm

Re: Silly questions needed
 
They all turned up, they all joined in and all answered the silly questions.


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