signs required
Mar 15th 2010, 6:59 pm
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signs required
A bit of light hearted fun,so if easily offended don't read or take part.
What signs do you think would help in the region?
For a car possibly "Idiot on board"
Burj Kalifa lift "management accept no liability for accident or death while using this lift"
What signs do you think would help in the region?
For a car possibly "Idiot on board"
Burj Kalifa lift "management accept no liability for accident or death while using this lift"
Mar 15th 2010, 7:20 pm
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Re: signs required
NO KISSING OR TOUCHING OR NAUGHTY THOUGHTS.
Mar 15th 2010, 7:22 pm
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Re: signs required
have you guys seen that one at Ibn Battuta, at the bottom of the ramp leading to the top level car park near Geant? It gives 3 lines of tightly written arabic and then just "NO LIABILITY" in english. I'm sure there's something they're not translating!
Mar 15th 2010, 7:43 pm
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Re: signs required
Haha the car parking signs,it means if you get hit by a local its your fault as you should not be in the way even if parked or unattended.
Mar 15th 2010, 8:36 pm
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Mar 16th 2010, 5:10 am
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Re: signs required
Mar 16th 2010, 5:36 am
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Re: signs required
just one at the airport
beware of / never trust anyone with a tash
beware of / never trust anyone with a tash
Mar 16th 2010, 5:41 am
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Re: signs required
On the back of most cars:
"Danger--Driver Pre-Bandaged"
"Danger--Driver Pre-Bandaged"
Mar 16th 2010, 7:14 am
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Re: signs required
like that one!....how 'bout a bumper sticker that reads "Kiss My Infitail"
Mar 16th 2010, 10:38 am
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Re: signs required
One for the bumper
'If you want to ride my arse, I suggest you buy me a drink first!'
'If you want to ride my arse, I suggest you buy me a drink first!'
Mar 16th 2010, 11:13 am
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Re: signs required
'course you can ride my bike...if I can ride your bitch!
Mar 16th 2010, 4:35 pm
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Re: signs required
"my other car is a donkey"
Mar 16th 2010, 5:16 pm
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Re: signs required
Another for the bumper "Don't Believe Everything You Think"
Mar 16th 2010, 5:21 pm
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Re: signs required
"BABY ON ROOF"
Mar 16th 2010, 5:28 pm
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Re: signs required
Sign in bar
alcohol is illegal.
alcohol is illegal.