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A bit of light hearted fun,so if easily offended don't read or take part.

What signs do you think would help in the region?

For a car possibly "Idiot on board"

Burj Kalifa lift "management accept no liability for accident or death while using this lift"

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NO KISSING OR TOUCHING OR NAUGHTY THOUGHTS.

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have you guys seen that one at Ibn Battuta, at the bottom of the ramp leading to the top level car park near Geant? It gives 3 lines of tightly written arabic and then just "NO LIABILITY" in english. I'm sure there's something they're not translating!

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Haha the car parking signs,it means if you get hit by a local its your fault as you should not be in the way even if parked or unattended.

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here's a pic of a sign I took on the NY subway, maybe relevant here?

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1...600x1200.1.jpg

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just one at the airport

beware of / never trust anyone with a tash

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On the back of most cars:

"Danger--Driver Pre-Bandaged"

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:rofl:like that one!....how 'bout a bumper sticker that reads "Kiss My Infitail"

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One for the bumper

'If you want to ride my arse, I suggest you buy me a drink first!'

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'course you can ride my bike...if I can ride your bitch!

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"my other car is a donkey"

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Another for the bumper "Don't Believe Everything You Think"

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"BABY ON ROOF"

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Sign in bar

alcohol is illegal.:huh: