Inselaffen

maybe you could start a poll on who should be first

admon

I am sure moderator 'Bob', would be on my back quicker than you could say 'damac property collapse'

Blue Cat

I am pretty sure MH wont harm these little kitties

ScotsExpat

Oops. Might wanna use spellchecker when using words of 2 syllables or more......

admon

here we go again....
Blowing out of your backside again I see

Blue Cat

well spotted and Admon has a history of working with books

admon

Don't believe in reading the damn things, Pure propoganda towards a 3 bedroom semi society.

ScotsExpat

Well, what can I say. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones etc etc.....

So, he works for William Hills?????

admon

seeing as its so tediously boring in here, maybe I can make a spelliing mistake in every post to give Scotsexpat something to do.

Come on then, correct this one.... can you spot it?... oh isnt it exciting

admon

oh my god I'm mortally offended.
On the scale of insullts, 1 being rubbish and 10 being the sort of thing you would kill your mother for, that one rates at about -5.

Sorry nearly forgot the spelling mistake. Don't worry, I've gone back and put one in for you.

Blue Cat

ha ha ha ha !

admon

and who is the stalker now my lovelly?

It almost seems a shame to put a typo in that one.

Blue Cat

I read the American section and have a good memory

ScotsExpat

The double i in spelling and double l in insults are barely worthy of my time.

As a result, I am off to watch 'Smarter Than A 5th Grader'.

A strange decision you may say, but, using your scale, the TV show rates way higher in cerebral incisiveness than responding to your inanity .

admon

Don't give me that old tosh. It's official. You are reading all my posts - stalker.