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Old Oct 18th 2009, 8:13 pm
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A few words I've expressed tonight trying to install my new wheels on me bike! HELP!!!! How'n'thehell ye supposed to get a 1" axle into what appears to be a 15/16" hole FFS!banghead:
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A few words I've expressed tonight trying to install my new wheels on me bike! HELP!!!! How'n'thehell ye supposed to get a 1" axle into what appears to be a 15/16" hole FFS!banghead:
Sorry, can't help you with your query, but would suggest a spellcheck!
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Sorry, can't help you with your query, but would suggest a spellcheck!
Is that a new tool?
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Is that a new tool?
Yep helps you swear correctly.

Can you ask your wife where she got her mood ring from, think I need one of them.
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Old Oct 18th 2009, 8:21 pm
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Yep helps you swear correctly.

Can you ask your wife where she got her mood ring from, think I need one of them.
Wanna avoid the wife tonight. My swearing had been 100% correctly spellrd so far! Oops.

Think I might go to bed now before I take a hammer to the forking axle. It's chrome and more sensitive than the mood ring....or my head!
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Wanna avoid the wife tonight. My swearing had been 100% correctly spellrd so far! Oops.

Think I might go to bed now before I take a hammer to the forking axle. It's chrome and more sensitive than the mood ring....or my head!
sorted yet?
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Nope! Gonna call in the big boys and get some help.
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Nope! Gonna call in the big boys and get some help.
The professionals...
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Nah, the boys that work for beer!
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Nah, the boys that work for beer!
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A few words I've expressed tonight trying to install my new wheels on me bike! HELP!!!! How'n'thehell ye supposed to get a 1" axle into what appears to be a 15/16" hole FFS!banghead:
Either return the wheels and get new wheels that fit or if there is ample metal around the axle hole have it professionally (centric rather than a DIY eccentric job) reamed to 1". My 2 bobs worth.

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Take a few days and read "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".
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Very nearly used one last night! And not only on the bike!!!
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Either return the wheels and get new wheels that fit or if there is ample metal around the axle hole have it professionally (centric rather than a DIY eccentric job) reamed to 1". My 2 bobs worth.
Not the wheels that's the problem, it's the axle. Think I've figured it out though. Secret is not to drink beer while fitting wheels to a bike!
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