The shock of the day

Old Aug 22nd 2010, 10:13 am
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So -

Yesterday I had to go to ***** Lloyds because on Thursday night my ATM card was unexpectedly blocked by ***** Lloyds without a warning. To compound the matter I realised I'd forgotten my US ATM card code and what I thought was my UK ATM card number wasn't correct - leaving me with no cash, no petrol in the car, movers coming on Friday morning, sofa to buy on Friday afternoon, and no way whatsoever to get cash - and it being Thursday evenings, banks were closed till Saturday morning.

Thankfully friends bailed me out.

Saturday morning I trundled down to ***** Lloyds on Al Wasl, which is now quite a drive and a toll gate from my new apartment in the Greens, making me realise that every time I need to go to ***** Lloyds it's going to cost me 4 AED in toll gate fees - each way. ***** Lloyds!

At ***** Lloyds the bank clerk mewed around a bit, made a few calls and spoke to other ***** Lloyds employees in the background, before confirming that my card had been blocked by a random security check etc cetera.

The card is duly reactivated etc, and I now take my leave to go to the teller to withdraw some cash. And that's when I got the shock of the day.

The teller was Emirati - clearly an Emirati female judging from the voice and lack of facial hair and adam's apple - and dressed in the Emirati male robe (grey-green colour, but with the dishdash and black cords).

I'd never seen a female Emirati dressed as a male and in a very public place.

There must be lesbian Emiratis? Rather funny, for all the talk about gay Emiratis no one ever talks about the possibility of lesbian ones. To be frank the thought's never occurred to me until I had to go to ***** Lloyds yesterday.

So - anyone know anything about a possible underground lesbo scene among Emirati women?
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Old Aug 22nd 2010, 10:29 am
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Getting worried about you pet.....
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Maybe she didn't want to go to the fish spa.
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Maybe she wanted to attend the stoning
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Maybe she wanted to attend the stoning
The fake beard would have been a give-away.
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Old Aug 22nd 2010, 11:25 am
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Maybe just your common or garden tranny? Plenty of them around.
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Are there any women here? (John Cleese in suspicious voice)
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what a weird experience....
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makes me wee a bit wathcing this- funny as f**k! Genius!
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