Shiva
Dec 19th 2012, 6:19 am
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Shiva
Shiva,
I've ummed and aahhed about posting this. But 'you' were in a nightmare I had last night.
You parked really close to me so I had to climb in through the passenger door. You came back to your car and claimed it was all my fault (it wasn't). There was a lot of swearing.
Then you pushed a baby (yours I assume) in a pushchair in front of my car so I couldn't leave and then started keying my car bonnet, doors, even climbed on the door sills to do the roof.
You were ****ing mental mate, and about 5ft nothing and ginger and really angry.
I hope none of the above is actually true and that you aren't a feature of anymore of my sleeptime thoughts, but worth sharing all the same.
I've ummed and aahhed about posting this. But 'you' were in a nightmare I had last night.
You parked really close to me so I had to climb in through the passenger door. You came back to your car and claimed it was all my fault (it wasn't). There was a lot of swearing.
Then you pushed a baby (yours I assume) in a pushchair in front of my car so I couldn't leave and then started keying my car bonnet, doors, even climbed on the door sills to do the roof.
You were ****ing mental mate, and about 5ft nothing and ginger and really angry.
I hope none of the above is actually true and that you aren't a feature of anymore of my sleeptime thoughts, but worth sharing all the same.
Dec 19th 2012, 6:22 am
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Re: Shiva
If I had the time, Scamp, I'd analyse that...
Dec 19th 2012, 6:29 am
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Re: Shiva
Did you end up having sex with each other? Sorry, I need to ask, otherwise I can't make a completely accurate assessment.
Dec 19th 2012, 6:36 am
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Re: Shiva
But, no, we didn't. I woke up coughing my lungs up (mandeathflu). I didn't kill his child either.
Dec 19th 2012, 6:39 am
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**** it we'll do it live
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Re: Shiva
Shiva,
I've ummed and aahhed about posting this. But 'you' were in a nightmare I had last night.
You parked really close to me so I had to climb in through the passenger door. You came back to your car and claimed it was all my fault (it wasn't). There was a lot of swearing.
Then you pushed a baby (yours I assume) in a pushchair in front of my car so I couldn't leave and then started keying my car bonnet, doors, even climbed on the door sills to do the roof.
You were ****ing mental mate, and about 5ft nothing and ginger and really angry.
I hope none of the above is actually true and that you aren't a feature of anymore of my sleeptime thoughts, but worth sharing all the same.
I've ummed and aahhed about posting this. But 'you' were in a nightmare I had last night.
You parked really close to me so I had to climb in through the passenger door. You came back to your car and claimed it was all my fault (it wasn't). There was a lot of swearing.
Then you pushed a baby (yours I assume) in a pushchair in front of my car so I couldn't leave and then started keying my car bonnet, doors, even climbed on the door sills to do the roof.
You were ****ing mental mate, and about 5ft nothing and ginger and really angry.
I hope none of the above is actually true and that you aren't a feature of anymore of my sleeptime thoughts, but worth sharing all the same.
Dec 19th 2012, 6:56 am
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Re: Shiva
Either which way, it's still disturbing.
Dec 19th 2012, 11:42 am
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Re: Shiva
Gay
Dec 19th 2012, 1:00 pm
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Re: Shiva
That's just mean!
