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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:19 am
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Shiva,

I've ummed and aahhed about posting this. But 'you' were in a nightmare I had last night.

You parked really close to me so I had to climb in through the passenger door. You came back to your car and claimed it was all my fault (it wasn't). There was a lot of swearing.

Then you pushed a baby (yours I assume) in a pushchair in front of my car so I couldn't leave and then started keying my car bonnet, doors, even climbed on the door sills to do the roof.

You were ****ing mental mate, and about 5ft nothing and ginger and really angry.

I hope none of the above is actually true and that you aren't a feature of anymore of my sleeptime thoughts, but worth sharing all the same.
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:22 am
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If I had the time, Scamp, I'd analyse that...
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:29 am
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Did you end up having sex with each other? Sorry, I need to ask, otherwise I can't make a completely accurate assessment.
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:36 am
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Did you end up having sex with each other? Sorry, I need to ask, otherwise I can't make a completely accurate assessment.
You are the sole reason why I hesitated. BUT then I always leave myself open for a gag and don't really mind, because I like to take the piss too.

But, no, we didn't. I woke up coughing my lungs up (mandeathflu). I didn't kill his child either.
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:39 am
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Shiva,

I've ummed and aahhed about posting this. But 'you' were in a nightmare I had last night.

You parked really close to me so I had to climb in through the passenger door. You came back to your car and claimed it was all my fault (it wasn't). There was a lot of swearing.

Then you pushed a baby (yours I assume) in a pushchair in front of my car so I couldn't leave and then started keying my car bonnet, doors, even climbed on the door sills to do the roof.

You were ****ing mental mate, and about 5ft nothing and ginger and really angry.

I hope none of the above is actually true and that you aren't a feature of anymore of my sleeptime thoughts, but worth sharing all the same.
taller than 5 foot, definitely not a ginger andwouldn't leave my kid in front of a car but apart from that fairly accurate. now stop dreaming about me its disturbing
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:44 am
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taller than 5 foot, definitely not a ginger andwouldn't leave my kid in front of a car but apart from that fairly accurate. now stop dreaming about me its disturbing
Disturbing for you? How do you think I felt?
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:52 am
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Disturbing for you? How do you think I felt?
tbh I don't really care as I now have to spend the day wondering what the **** is going on inside your head and why i'm in there
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 6:56 am
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tbh I don't really care as I now have to spend the day wondering what the **** is going on inside your head and why i'm in there
I'm wondering the same thing too. Maybe I'd just looked at BE on my phone before bed and read something you wrote. Who knows.

Either which way, it's still disturbing.
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Gay
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Old Dec 19th 2012, 12:10 pm
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Gay
Dead kittens.
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That's just mean!
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Gay
well, just a tad bit, well...yes!
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