Sharia Weddings

Old Oct 30th 2010, 2:05 pm
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I know this has been covered a few times but things change so wondered what the latest was - can 2 westerners marry this way in the U.A.E or is it not allowed? If allowed, does anyone know costings, places and maybe have any contacts?

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I know this has been covered a few times but things change so wondered what the latest was - can 2 westerners marry this way in the U.A.E or is it not allowed? If allowed, does anyone know costings, places and maybe have any contacts?

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DON'T DO IT! Not the Sharia thing...the whole wedding thing.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!

Adam said to God; "I need a partner. What will it cost me to have someone who loves me unconditionally, never has a headache, always says yes to sex, never complains, always has diner ready when I want it, cooks, cleans and looks after the kids without complaint?"
God said; "Whoa, that will cost you at least your heart, your mind and your balls!".
"OK" said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history!!!!
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There was a feature on Weddings in Dubai in Time Out this week and there's a very short piece on Shariah weddings on page 4. Here's the feature:

http://www.timeoutdubai.com/knowledg...dings-in-dubai
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DON'T DO IT! Not the Sharia thing...the whole wedding thing.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!

Adam said to God; "I need a partner. What will it cost me to have someone who loves me unconditionally, never has a headache, always says yes to sex, never complains, always has diner ready when I want it, cooks, cleans and looks after the kids without complaint?"
God said; "Whoa, that will cost you at least your heart, your mind and your balls!".
"OK" said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history!!!!
When God made man, she stuck his penis on as an after thought.
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When God made man, she stuck his penis on as an after thought.
God probably doesn't exist....




Someone else stuck it on

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God probably doesn't exist....




Someone else stuck it on

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Yes, but if she did exist, I would like to think she has a wicked sense of humour
Mine's stuck on fairly firmly.
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Mine's stuck in Fairy Firmly.
Who is Fairy Firmly? And why have you stuck yours in him?
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Who is Fairy Firmly? And why have you stuck yours in him?
I think that just proves that winking causes blindness.
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When God made man, she stuck his penis on as an after thought.
After what?
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After what?
after putting the brain in - a feature missing on the female version.
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DON'T DO IT! Not the Sharia thing...the whole wedding thing.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!

Adam said to God; "I need a partner. What will it cost me to have someone who loves me unconditionally, never has a headache, always says yes to sex, never complains, always has diner ready when I want it, cooks, cleans and looks after the kids without complaint?"
God said; "Whoa, that will cost you at least your heart, your mind and your balls!".
"OK" said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history!!!!
I've been happily married for 2 years. The other 5 years are the problem.
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I've been happily married for 2 years. The other 5 years are the problem.
That's fantastic.

Yesterday my friend asked me if I was worried about the terrorist threat after bombs were found on a plane that went through Dubai.
I replied of course not as I was married for seven years...

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