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Bigtaff Oct 30th 2010 2:05 pm
Sharia Weddings
 
I know this has been covered a few times but things change so wondered what the latest was - can 2 westerners marry this way in the U.A.E or is it not allowed? If allowed, does anyone know costings, places and maybe have any contacts?

P.M me if you'd rather, no problem.

Roadking Oct 30th 2010 2:12 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by Bigtaff (Post 8951677)
I know this has been covered a few times but things change so wondered what the latest was - can 2 westerners marry this way in the U.A.E or is it not allowed? If allowed, does anyone know costings, places and maybe have any contacts?

P.M me if you'd rather, no problem.
DON'T DO IT! Not the Sharia thing...the whole wedding thing.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!

Adam said to God; "I need a partner. What will it cost me to have someone who loves me unconditionally, never has a headache, always says yes to sex, never complains, always has diner ready when I want it, cooks, cleans and looks after the kids without complaint?"
God said; "Whoa, that will cost you at least your heart, your mind and your balls!".
"OK" said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history!!!!

hnd Oct 30th 2010 8:32 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
There was a feature on Weddings in Dubai in Time Out this week and there's a very short piece on Shariah weddings on page 4. Here's the feature:

http://www.timeoutdubai.com/knowledg...dings-in-dubai

K8-notlate Oct 31st 2010 8:57 am
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 8951681)
DON'T DO IT! Not the Sharia thing...the whole wedding thing.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!

Adam said to God; "I need a partner. What will it cost me to have someone who loves me unconditionally, never has a headache, always says yes to sex, never complains, always has diner ready when I want it, cooks, cleans and looks after the kids without complaint?"
God said; "Whoa, that will cost you at least your heart, your mind and your balls!".
"OK" said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history!!!!
When God made man, she stuck his penis on as an after thought.

Norm_uk Oct 31st 2010 1:10 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by K8-notlate (Post 8952745)
When God made man, she stuck his penis on as an after thought.
God probably doesn't exist....




Someone else stuck it on ;)

N.

K8-notlate Oct 31st 2010 3:11 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by Norm_uk (Post 8953029)
God probably doesn't exist....




Someone else stuck it on ;)

N.
Yes, but if she did exist, I would like to think she has a wicked sense of humour

Bahtatboy Oct 31st 2010 3:19 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by K8-notlate (Post 8953156)
Yes, but if she did exist, I would like to think she has a wicked sense of humour
Mine's stuck on fairly firmly.

Roadking Oct 31st 2010 3:24 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8953171)
Mine's stuck in Fairy Firmly.
Who is Fairy Firmly? And why have you stuck yours in him?

Bahtatboy Oct 31st 2010 3:27 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 8953182)
Who is Fairy Firmly? And why have you stuck yours in him?
I think that just proves that winking causes blindness.

hnd Oct 31st 2010 10:35 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by K8-notlate (Post 8952745)
When God made man, she stuck his penis on as an after thought.
After what?

Millhouse Nov 1st 2010 8:09 am
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by hnd (Post 8953692)
After what?
after putting the brain in - a feature missing on the female version.

Millhouse Nov 1st 2010 8:09 am
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 8951681)
DON'T DO IT! Not the Sharia thing...the whole wedding thing.

You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? You marry her!

Adam said to God; "I need a partner. What will it cost me to have someone who loves me unconditionally, never has a headache, always says yes to sex, never complains, always has diner ready when I want it, cooks, cleans and looks after the kids without complaint?"
God said; "Whoa, that will cost you at least your heart, your mind and your balls!".
"OK" said Adam. "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history!!!!
I've been happily married for 2 years. The other 5 years are the problem.

Norm_uk Nov 1st 2010 12:32 pm
Re: Sharia Weddings
 
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8954267)
I've been happily married for 2 years. The other 5 years are the problem.
That's fantastic.

Yesterday my friend asked me if I was worried about the terrorist threat after bombs were found on a plane that went through Dubai.
I replied of course not as I was married for seven years...

N.


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