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Autonomy Sep 16th 2009 7:44 pm

Sh*t My Dad Says....
 
I know not too many of you are on Twitter...

However I think you guys might find this guy funny though. With no offense intended, when I read this it makes me think that it is by the strange love child that could be produced if The Dean and Lionheart rutted....

"Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, it's not a sack of food, it's a sack of shit."

'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

The Dean Sep 16th 2009 7:47 pm

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 7936927)
I know not too many of you are on Twitter...

However I think you guys might find this guy funny though. With no offense intended, when I read this it makes me think that it is by the strange love child that could be produced if The Dean and Lionheart rutted....

"Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, it's not a sack of food, it's a sack of shit."

'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

I do rut.........

......... but not with Lionheart.

The Dean Sep 16th 2009 7:56 pm

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 
Fair play - at least that is an amusing example of Twitter.

On the other hand..........

The bloke that came to hang the TV on the wall of my new place in Sussex is on Twitter. His website is brilliant ( www.hang-your-tv.com ) but his Twitter stuff is beyond parody.........

http://twitter.com/twingos :ohmy:

Madam Medusa Sep 17th 2009 4:05 am

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 7936927)
I know not too many of you are on Twitter...

However I think you guys might find this guy funny though. With no offense intended, when I read this it makes me think that it is by the strange love child that could be produced if The Dean and Lionheart rutted....

"Anytime someone sells you food in a sack, it's not a sack of food, it's a sack of shit."

'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

saw a top 100 list of most followed dubai twitterers a few days ago, and recognised a certain name on there, mr autonomy, lol...

MM, xx

Blue Cat Sep 17th 2009 6:02 am

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7938119)
saw a top 100 list of most followed dubai twitterers a few days ago, and recognised a certain name on there, mr autonomy, lol...

MM, xx

yeah and Modhesh :rofl:

Madam Medusa Sep 17th 2009 6:06 am

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7938341)
yeah and Modhesh :rofl:

can't see him in the top 100...but geordiebird is, i mean, ffs, who on earth would be interested in what she does...beggars belief...

http://twitterholic.com/top100/follo...ocation/Dubai/

MM, xx

Blue Cat Sep 17th 2009 6:59 am

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7938350)
can't see him in the top 100...but geordiebird is, i mean, ffs, who on earth would be interested in what she does...beggars belief...

http://twitterholic.com/top100/follo...ocation/Dubai/

MM, xx

I am saying nothing because Auto will tell me off :eek:

954RR Sep 17th 2009 7:03 am

Re: Sh*t My Dad Says....
 
I found his take on expiry dates interesting.

"How the ***** should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic *****ing eyes."


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