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Charismatic Sep 5th 2008 1:13 pm

Sex for £15?!!
 
Sounds like a good deal for about a tenth of a second doesn't it, but it gets worse :ohmy::

Brothels in the city offer sex for as little as £15, and some are charging £10 extra for unprotected intercourse.
:eek: Who would really have unprotected sex with someone who works in that industry, much less pay a tenner more to get herpies/syphillis/crabs/aids. I'd say you could forget images of Belle du Jour as well!

You'd think it'd be worth the extra cash to go upmarket. Still I suppose even if you can steak every night, sometimes you still fancy having a kebab for a change :lol:. Mind you it must be hard for her to explain to the taxman how you came upon that income, maybe they do pay tax...I wonder who does their "double entry" :rofl:.

Westminster had the highest number with 71
Suprise, suprise...:zzz:

Article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/e...on/7597232.stm

The Dean Sep 5th 2008 3:37 pm

Re: Sex for £15?!!
 
Which brings to mind a variation on an old theme.........

Man: "Would you have sex with me if I gave you a million pounds?"
Woman: "Yes I would!"
Man: "Well, would you have sex with me for ten pounds?"
Woman: "Certainly not!! What do you think I am??"
Man: "We've already established what you are - all we are doing now is negotiating a price......."

:huh:

AlmostPregnant Sep 7th 2008 11:01 am

Re: Sex for £15?!!
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6752560)
Which brings to mind a variation on an old theme.........

Man: "Would you have sex with me if I gave you a million pounds?"
Woman: "Yes I would!"
Man: "Well, would you have sex with me for ten pounds?"
Woman: "Certainly not!! What do you think I am??"
Man: "We've already established what you are - all we are doing now is negotiating a price......."

:huh:

"haggling over the price" G.B.Shaw

The Dean Sep 7th 2008 12:33 pm

Re: Sex for £15?!!
 

Originally Posted by AlmostPregnant (Post 6758277)
"haggling over the price" G.B.Shaw

I did say it was a 'variation'...........


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