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A serious question....
Saw this on another site, and about 900 posts later its still being hotly debated, so thought I would pass it onto the BE board
So...... Does anyone on here actually enjoy farting? |
Re: A serious question....
Yup, its natural and everyone does it...louder and smellier the better..especially in public
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581532)
Saw this on another site, and about 900 posts later its still being hotly debated, so thought I would pass it onto the BE board
So...... Does anyone on here actually enjoy farting? |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 7581539)
Yup, its natural and everyone does it...louder and smellier the better..especially in public
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581540)
Nothing better than a solitary ripper.....
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581548)
are you two sharing a room a laptop or room today ???
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581532)
Saw this on another site, and about 900 posts later its still being hotly debated, so thought I would pass it onto the BE board
So...... Does anyone on here actually enjoy farting? |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581648)
I am relieved to see that the BE posters aren't that keen...
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Re: A serious question....
Well I know the queen doesn't enjoy it according to the mail she takes non farting pills, as its not a lady act :rofl:
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by Tiger989
(Post 7581658)
Well I know the queen doesn't enjoy it according to the mail she takes non farting pills, as its not a lady act :rofl:
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by Tiger989
(Post 7581658)
Well I know the queen doesn't enjoy it according to the mail she takes non farting pills, as its not a lady act :rofl:
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581671)
that's for fanny farts...
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581675)
Thats easily cured by removing the meat slowly.......
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581677)
thanks for the tip...
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581680)
Im just a tease.....:o
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581671)
that's for fanny farts...
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581695)
put me right off my tuna sandwich that has !
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581695)
put me right off my tuna sandwich that has !
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581700)
Just don't breath through your nose.....
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581705)
i'd choke....
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581703)
what...thinking about straight sex...
im more of a experimental kinda guy myself. |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581707)
Ahh, you havent learnt to breath thru your ears yet????
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581711)
Straight, as in missionary position ?
im more of a experimental kinda guy myself. |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581713)
im not a dolphin ya know !
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581716)
what...dressing up and stuff...
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581718)
I would never insult the intelligence of dolphins by saying such a thing...
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581716)
what...dressing up and stuff...
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581725)
what can I tell you ?
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by TGFKASE
(Post 7581728)
Naw, means he does it in a test tube......:rofl:
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581729)
you can tell me anything babes...
I have this problem, which I hope you can help me with.... |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581741)
son ?
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581744)
Dear MataHari,
I have this problem, which I hope you can help me with.... |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 7581747)
hang on...let me slip into something more comfortable...this may take a while
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581750)
hope you have the keys to the hand cuffs close to hand, or I may have to wait a while..
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by BangleMan
(Post 7581532)
Does anyone on here actually enjoy farting?
Also, one should always have the option of sphincter control available in order to avoid the possibility of the 'follow through'. I'm always fairly satisfied with the fragrance produced too. Mine that is, Everyone else's aren't so nice. All the best, Kevin. |
Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by Big Kevin
(Post 7581994)
Yes, it is only natural as someone else has already commented. The act of farting in itself can be extremely satisfying, particularly where regularity and consistency of pitch can be attained, possibly even enhanced by the inclusion of the slightly more sophisticated sphincter constriction at the end displaying good control and a slight increase in pitch or crescendo.
Also, one should always have the option of sphincter control available in order to avoid the possibility of the 'follow through'. I'm always fairly satisfied with the fragrance produced too. Mine that is, Everyone else's aren't so nice. All the best, Kevin. |
Re: A serious question....
...but with the ability to fart for Scotland ;)
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Re: A serious question....
Originally Posted by Big Kevin
(Post 7581994)
Yes, it is only natural as someone else has already commented. The act of farting in itself can be extremely satisfying, particularly where regularity and consistency of pitch can be attained, possibly even enhanced by the inclusion of the slightly more sophisticated sphincter constriction at the end displaying good control and a slight increase in pitch or crescendo.
Also, one should always have the option of sphincter control available in order to avoid the possibility of the 'follow through'. I'm always fairly satisfied with the fragrance produced too. Mine that is, Everyone else's aren't so nice. All the best, Kevin. |
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