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Equestra Mar 29th 2013 4:19 pm

Secret Vent ....
 
www.secretvent.com/

Stumbled across this site via Expat Telegraph blog section, some quite amusing entries, especially within the traffic section.

This made me chuckle too ....

http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/w...ps51046fbe.jpg

OriginalSunshine Mar 29th 2013 5:36 pm

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That's quite funny

Meow Mar 31st 2013 7:40 am

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I think that is a dreadful site. Full of posts by whining women with nothing better to do with their time and little perception of reality.

Blue Cat Mar 31st 2013 8:14 am

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10633001)
I think that is a dreadful site. Full of posts by whining women with nothing better to do with their time and little perception of reality.

reminds me of expatflanges

NorthernLad Mar 31st 2013 8:17 am

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A flying mattress with a chip on the shoulder:

"I work in the airlines, wanna know what irks me, RUDE PASSENGERS! I know that the majority of my job is to 'serve' you and make your flight as pleasant as possible, so please let me and don't be such a pain in the arse! You can call me a trolley dolly all you like but did you know that I can also save you?! Did you know that the majority of my training is to prevent accidents, deal with accidents and prevent fires (the biggest threat on board?) I am there as a trained first aider dealing with anything from heart attacks, to strokes, to child birth, allergic reactions, you name it we've trained for it. I am trained in self defence of myself and other passengers, on how to restrain an unruly passenger and hopefully prevent them from being one in the first place! So next time you press your buzzer to have a go at me because your meal choice wasn't available on this flight (read the small print on your menu card) and think about who will deal with you should you choke on said meal!!"

Twice in Business Class they have not had the meal I wanted. For what the tickets cost, I think complaining about this is completely reasonable.

mikewot Mar 31st 2013 8:27 am

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Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10633029)
Twice in Business Class they have not had the meal I wanted. For what the tickets cost, I think complaining about this is completely reasonable.

You should read some of the other things they say about you:http://www.pprune.org/cabin-crew/232...-comments.html

Bahtatboy Mar 31st 2013 3:03 pm

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Originally Posted by NorthernLad (Post 10633029)
A flying mattress with a chip on the shoulder:

"I work in the airlines, wanna know what irks me, RUDE PASSENGERS! I know that the majority of my job is to 'serve' you and make your flight as pleasant as possible, so please let me and don't be such a pain in the arse! You can call me a trolley dolly all you like but did you know that I can also save you?! Did you know that the majority of my training is to prevent accidents, deal with accidents and prevent fires (the biggest threat on board?) I am there as a trained first aider dealing with anything from heart attacks, to strokes, to child birth, allergic reactions, you name it we've trained for it. I am trained in self defence of myself and other passengers, on how to restrain an unruly passenger and hopefully prevent them from being one in the first place! So next time you press your buzzer to have a go at me because your meal choice wasn't available on this flight (read the small print on your menu card) and think about who will deal with you should you choke on said meal!!"

Twice in Business Class they have not had the meal I wanted. For what the tickets cost, I think complaining about this is completely reasonable.

I've asked several times, but not one trolley dolly has been willing to admit me to the Mile High Club. With all the miles I've racked up, I think one vertical one isn't too much to ask for.


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