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The secret to long life

Old Oct 9th 2008, 7:38 pm
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I know how she feels............

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...long-life.html
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Old Oct 10th 2008, 4:51 am
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yeah right
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Old Oct 10th 2008, 10:00 am
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Being alive without indulging in sex is not quite the same thing as living.
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Old Oct 10th 2008, 10:04 am
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Well I'm going to die young .

So this "no sex", would that preclude oral sex or masterbation?
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Old Oct 10th 2008, 11:27 am
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Well I'm going to die young .

So this "no sex", would that preclude oral sex or masterbation?
Which reminds me...............

When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced.

One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation".............

It was an all boys' school.............
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Which reminds me...............

When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced.

One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation".............

It was an all boys' school.............
...so, did you put it into practice and go the next step and become a Friend of Dorothy?
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...so, did you put it into practice and go the next step and become a Friend of Dorothy?
Onan is my inspiration........... and my perspiration...............

Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females.

That's usually the ratio.............
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Onan is my inspiration........... and my perspiration...............

Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females.

That's usually the ratio.............
God killed Onan for spilling his seed
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God killed Onan for spilling his seed
Thank God I don't believe in God.............
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God killed Onan for spilling his seed
But tissues hadn't been invented...

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But tissues hadn't been invented...

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...but he didn't have a cold !
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Onan is my inspiration........... and my perspiration...............

Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females.

That's usually the ratio.............
I usually masturbate on your photo...
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I usually masturbate on your photo...
That's why I've recently broadened out to include male avatars so...... er.......

......... oh yes - I see what you mean............

Right that's it - back to attractive young women with magnificent breasts.......
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That's why I've recently broadened out to include male avatars so...... er.......

......... oh yes - I see what you mean............

Right that's it - back to attractive young women with magnificent breasts.......
In that case I'll masturbate on your username...
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In that case I'll masturbate on your username...
Come again ?
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