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The secret to long life
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Re: The secret to long life
yeah right :eek::eek::eek:
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Re: The secret to long life
Being alive without indulging in sex is not quite the same thing as living.
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Re: The secret to long life
Well I'm going to die young :(.
So this "no sex", would that preclude oral sex or masterbation? :p |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by Charismatic
(Post 6862294)
Well I'm going to die young :(.
So this "no sex", would that preclude oral sex or masterbation? :p When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced. One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation"............. It was an all boys' school............. |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 6862484)
Which reminds me...............
When I was at school, compulsory sex education had just been introduced. One teacher told the class: "As far as sex is concerned, at your age you should confine yourselves to "mutual masturbation"............. It was an all boys' school............. |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by MacScot
(Post 6862495)
...so, did you put it into practice and go the next step and become a Friend of Dorothy?;)
Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females. That's usually the ratio............. |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 6862506)
Onan is my inspiration........... and my perspiration...............
Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females. That's usually the ratio............. |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by MacScot
(Post 6862565)
God killed Onan for spilling his seed:rofl:
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Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by MacScot
(Post 6862565)
God killed Onan for spilling his seed:rofl:
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Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by Meow
(Post 6862871)
But tissues hadn't been invented...
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Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 6862506)
Onan is my inspiration........... and my perspiration...............
Anyway I reckon 100% of all males on The Bored masturbate, but only about 90% of all females. That's usually the ratio............. |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 6863361)
I usually masturbate on your photo...
......... oh yes - I see what you mean............ Right that's it - back to attractive young women with magnificent breasts....... |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 6863906)
That's why I've recently broadened out to include male avatars so...... er.......
......... oh yes - I see what you mean............ Right that's it - back to attractive young women with magnificent breasts....... |
Re: The secret to long life
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 6863908)
In that case I'll masturbate on your username...
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