The Secret of Life!

Old Sep 29th 2011, 5:07 am
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The Secret of Life!

A walker noticed an old lady sitting on her front step, smoking a big cuban cigar, loooking incredibly chilled and contented.

So he walked up to her and said: 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What's your secret?'

'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said.

'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint to help me sleep well.'

'Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every day, and eat only junk food.'

'On week-ends, I pop pills, get laid, and otherwise do no other exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.
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Old Sep 29th 2011, 10:37 am
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Very good..
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