SEASON GREETINGS

Old Dec 5th 2008, 12:54 pm
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Due to the increasingly litigious nature of the world in which we live, we regret that we are constrained into offering you the following Christmas message: 



From us (hereinafter called the 'Wishors') to you (hereinafter called the 'Wishee') please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. 



Also, a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted forthcoming calendar year, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only 'Britain' in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the species, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the Wishee. 



By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms, inter alia that: 



1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the Wishor are acknowledged.

3. This greeting implies no promise by the Wishors to actually implement any of the wishes.

4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain Wishees in certain jurisdictions
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the Wishors.

5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

6. The Wishors warrant this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the Wishors.

7. Any references in this greeting to 'Father Christmas', or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

By Order of the Wishors. 



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Old Dec 5th 2008, 1:48 pm
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Default Re: SEASON GREETINGS

Originally Posted by Ray View Post
Due to the increasingly litigious nature of the world in which we live, we regret that we are constrained into offering you the following Christmas message: 



From us (hereinafter called the 'Wishors') to you (hereinafter called the 'Wishee') please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. 



Also, a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted forthcoming calendar year, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only 'Britain' in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the species, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the Wishee. 



By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms, inter alia that: 



1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the Wishor are acknowledged.

3. This greeting implies no promise by the Wishors to actually implement any of the wishes.

4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain Wishees in certain jurisdictions
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the Wishors.

5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

6. The Wishors warrant this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the Wishors.

7. Any references in this greeting to 'Father Christmas', or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

By Order of the Wishors. 



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