Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
Jan 17th 2013, 9:40 pm
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Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
Jan 22nd 2013, 9:31 am
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Re: Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
Apparently the recent tests have reveled that Tesco burgers are low in
salt but high in shergar.
I had a burger in Tescos cafe the other day, the waitress asked if I
wanted anything on it, I said, yes, £5 each way.
it took me ages to find the burgers in Tescos this morning, they were
down by the carrots.
if you liked the Tesco burgers, you should try their Korean meatballs,
they're the dogs bollocks.
ask for Tesco veggie burgers and they will tell you they only have
uniquorn...
strange, hamburgers is an anagram of shergar bum.....
still, I guess Tesco burgers are the cheapest way to get your daughter
that pony she always wanted...
just checked the burgers in my fridge......and they're off....
salt but high in shergar.
I had a burger in Tescos cafe the other day, the waitress asked if I
wanted anything on it, I said, yes, £5 each way.
it took me ages to find the burgers in Tescos this morning, they were
down by the carrots.
if you liked the Tesco burgers, you should try their Korean meatballs,
they're the dogs bollocks.
ask for Tesco veggie burgers and they will tell you they only have
uniquorn...
strange, hamburgers is an anagram of shergar bum.....
still, I guess Tesco burgers are the cheapest way to get your daughter
that pony she always wanted...
just checked the burgers in my fridge......and they're off....
Jan 22nd 2013, 9:38 am
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Re: Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
Tesco do 3 courses for 10 quid...I chose Ascot, Aintree and Wetherby.
Jan 22nd 2013, 9:59 am
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Re: Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
I sat next to a chap the other day whilst having a coffee, he looked very sad, i asked, 'what’s with the long face', he confessed to eating those burgers on a regular basis.
Cheer up i said, forget about those burgers, get yourself down to M&S and try their new meatballs, there the dogs bollocks i told him...................
Cheer up i said, forget about those burgers, get yourself down to M&S and try their new meatballs, there the dogs bollocks i told him...................
Jan 22nd 2013, 10:07 am
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Re: Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
New promotion at Tesco, triple club card points on petrol and burgers.
They're calling it "only fuel and horses"!
They're calling it "only fuel and horses"!
Jan 22nd 2013, 5:15 pm
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Re: Screaming horse 'escapes' freezer section in Tesco
I actually ate some ... gave me the trots ...
got some in the fridge and thought I'd better check the use by date... And they're off!
Horse meat found in Tesco burger - Camel toe found in Primark leggings
got some in the fridge and thought I'd better check the use by date... And they're off!
Horse meat found in Tesco burger - Camel toe found in Primark leggings
