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Old Apr 9th 2008, 6:55 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
I'll get you,my pretty...And your little dog too...Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Oh, Adrain, Adrian, you and your little tu-tu tooo......
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if you were here i would get the hose to you!
Unfortunately not all your wishes come true...
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Old Apr 9th 2008, 6:56 pm
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Always be prepared to explore your sexuality,my boy...Think about it...You'll double your weekly sex tally...
Gentlemen dont keep score, and certainly dont kiss and tell...........
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Gentlemen dont keep score, and certainly dont kiss and tell...........
phew...thank god for that!
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phew...thank god for that!
Soul of discretion, me.............
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Soul of discretion, me.............
Good....oh,and next time,can you let the dog out for a wee before you leave?
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Gentlemen dont keep score, and certainly dont kiss and tell...........
I don't kiss and tell...Of course not...I shag and tell...
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Good....oh,and next time,can you let the dog out for a wee before you leave?
Tried to this morning but the wee **** wouldnt stop trying to shag my leg...... Had to scrape him off using the door as I closed it....
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I don't kiss and tell...Of course not...I shag and tell...
Noticed you had omitted the gentleman bit as well..... Speaks volumes.......
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Tried to this morning but the wee **** wouldnt stop trying to shag my leg...... Had to scrape him off using the door as I closed it....
HE is a HER....and she doesnt do legs!
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HE is a HER....and she doesnt do legs!
So whose mutt was it?? And the drycleaners said they werent sure if the stain would come out.........
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Noticed you had omitted the gentleman bit as well..... Speaks volumes.......
I'm not a gentleman...
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HE is a HER....and she doesnt do legs!
The man doesn't know a male dog from a female one...Sheesh...If I see a fly buzzing around, I can tell if they're male or female...I can even tell if HE is circumcised...
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I'm not a gentleman...
Im wasted on you, amnt I.....

(HINT: This is rhetorical too!!)
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Im wasted on you, amnt I.....

(HINT: This is rhetorical too!!)
Yes...So please find another victim...
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