Sausage for the ladies........
Sep 22nd 2007, 5:20 pm
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Sausage for the ladies........
This just in from Reuters........ 
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
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Sep 22nd 2007, 5:30 pm
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
This just in from Reuters........
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
Sep 22nd 2007, 5:33 pm
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
that is abso hilarious...
MM, xx
MM, xx
Sep 22nd 2007, 5:34 pm
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
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Sep 22nd 2007, 5:42 pm
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Sep 22nd 2007, 5:43 pm
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
This just in from Reuters........
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip
BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
she is going to be so pissed off!!
