Russell Brand
#34
Hammer for Life
Joined: Oct 2007
Location: Too far away from Upton Park, for my liking !
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#38
Hammer for Life
Joined: Oct 2007
Location: Too far away from Upton Park, for my liking !
Posts: 5,524
#43
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 13,553
Re: Russell Brand
FACT:
The Atkins Diet reduces the girth (though not length) of your erect penis.
REASON:
The erect penis is about 5% adipose fat (which is the first body fat to be 'burned off' when you follow the Atkins Diet).
Since Russell Brand looks like he has been doing Atkins since the age of about seven, it could explain why his tactile truncheon is so tiny...........
The Atkins Diet reduces the girth (though not length) of your erect penis.
REASON:
The erect penis is about 5% adipose fat (which is the first body fat to be 'burned off' when you follow the Atkins Diet).
Since Russell Brand looks like he has been doing Atkins since the age of about seven, it could explain why his tactile truncheon is so tiny...........
#44
Re: Russell Brand
FACT:
The Atkins Diet reduces the girth (though not length) of your erect penis.
REASON:
The erect penis is about 5% adipose fat (which is the first body fat to be 'burned off' when you follow the Atkins Diet).
Since Russell Brand looks like he has been doing Atkins since the age of about seven, it could explain why his tactile truncheon is so tiny...........
The Atkins Diet reduces the girth (though not length) of your erect penis.
REASON:
The erect penis is about 5% adipose fat (which is the first body fat to be 'burned off' when you follow the Atkins Diet).
Since Russell Brand looks like he has been doing Atkins since the age of about seven, it could explain why his tactile truncheon is so tiny...........