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Old Apr 14th 2009, 12:25 pm
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs
He has the smallest penis in Europe. There is a picture of him at a protest where he decided to strip off and it would appear he is hung like a very poorly endowed mouse.
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs
He has the smallest penis in Europe. There is a picture of him at a protest where he decided to strip off and it would appear he is hung like a very poorly endowed mouse.
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Oiii, you.....whats this, gang up on The Bangleman day ??

Anyway, suffice to say that you wouldnt want it on your nose as a wart...
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Originally Posted by BangleMan
Oiii, you.....whats this, gang up on The Bangleman day ??

Anyway, suffice to say that you wouldnt want it on your nose as a wart...
ha ha haven't heard that saying in ages
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Originally Posted by BangleMan
Oiii, you.....whats this, gang up on The Bangleman day ??

Anyway, suffice to say that you wouldnt want it on your nose as a wart...
An inch big wart would be pretty horrible mind you.
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An inch big wart would be pretty horrible mind you.
make it a foot and you'll be closer to the truth....
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Originally Posted by BangleMan
make it a foot and you'll be closer to the truth....
An inch wart on your footy would be pretty horrible mind.
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make it a foot and you'll be closer to the truth....
whos' foot yours or a babies?
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Bruce Springsteen.

Do keep up..................
I am so outta touch of the size of famous people's wedding tackle
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FACT:

The Atkins Diet reduces the girth (though not length) of your erect penis.

REASON:

The erect penis is about 5% adipose fat (which is the first body fat to be 'burned off' when you follow the Atkins Diet).

Since Russell Brand looks like he has been doing Atkins since the age of about seven, it could explain why his tactile truncheon is so tiny...........
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FACT:

The Atkins Diet reduces the girth (though not length) of your erect penis.

REASON:

The erect penis is about 5% adipose fat (which is the first body fat to be 'burned off' when you follow the Atkins Diet).

Since Russell Brand looks like he has been doing Atkins since the age of about seven, it could explain why his tactile truncheon is so tiny...........
well I was seeing a lad who of a similar build to Mr Brand and he had a huge you know what
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well I was seeing a lad who of a similar build to Mr Brand and he had a huge you know what
If you've always been slim, that's fine.

If you've dieted to become slim, your todger will not be any good if you want to 'roger'.........
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