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scrubbedexpat141 Apr 2nd 2012 5:48 am

Room 101 - Urban Myths
 
Please chuck in your favourite myths.

Mine is the JFK - Jelly Donut situation.

He didn't say he was a Jelly Donut, nobody laughed at him. Anyone that thinks otherwise is a Jelly Donut.

Bahtatboy Apr 2nd 2012 7:54 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 
There's a direct correlation between shoe size and willy size. Who was it talking about big shoes recently?

scrubbedexpat141 Apr 2nd 2012 7:56 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9984503)
There's a direct correlation between shoe size and willy size. Who was it talking about big shoes recently?

The Dean.

Bahtatboy Apr 2nd 2012 7:57 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9984506)
The Dean.

Aka The Bishop?

Meow Apr 2nd 2012 8:55 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9984503)
There's a direct correlation between shoe size and willy size. Who was it talking about big shoes recently?

It's a man's hands that are more relevant in this situation...

Dumbo Apr 2nd 2012 8:58 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 
The female orgasm.

mikewot Apr 2nd 2012 9:00 am

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9984573)
It's a man's hands that are more relevant in this situation...

Hhhmm, I'd have said sock size directly correlated to shoe size as opposed to any other part of the anatomy.

Myself I'm hung like a baby. 18 inches long and 7 1/2 pounds.

Norm_uk Apr 2nd 2012 11:15 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 
Urban Myths - Zeitgeist tops my list. And the 911 'truthers' are quite stunningly annoying.

N.

Paracletus Apr 2nd 2012 11:35 am

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Originally Posted by Norm_uk (Post 9984757)
Urban Myths - Zeitgeist tops my list. And the 911 'truthers' are quite stunningly annoying.

N.

Ugh..those Zeitgeist guys really get on my goat. But I still think there are things the public has not been told about 9/11.

Reptilians..sheesh..David Icke. Entertaining, but so annoying my mind almost explodes.

scrubbedexpat141 Apr 2nd 2012 11:51 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 

Originally Posted by Norm_uk (Post 9984757)
Urban Myths - Zeitgeist tops my list. And the 911 'truthers' are quite stunningly annoying.

N.

911 stuff is classic. Good shout. Problem is that if you're thick, it's probably quite convincing. As Paracletus says, there may well be stuff we don't know but I think that is applicable to so much with governments.

I also dislike the myth that a Big Mac only has pickle in to stop it from being classed as confectionary / sweets. Utter balls.

Meow Apr 2nd 2012 11:58 am

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I get quite irritated with people who forward emails or post on FB about stuff that is clearly a hoax without checking it. People are so gullible and love to think that there are all sorts of evil people out there giving posioned sweets to children or making poisonous lipsticks. Takes second to check on Snopes.

The Dean Apr 3rd 2012 3:24 am

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"Masturbation makes you go bnild........"

The Dean Apr 3rd 2012 3:30 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9984573)
It's a man's hands that are more relevant in this situation...

Correct - NOT a myth.

Guys - stretch out your fingers as far apart as possible, then measure the length of a straight line between the tip of your thumb and the tip of your little finger.

It equals the length of your erection - yes?

LaLaLayla Apr 3rd 2012 3:37 am

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Hmm, although I believe the 9/11 conspiracy theories are arrant nonsense, nonetheless I don't feel we were ever given an adequate explanation for Larry Silverstein's "pull it" comment...

auzdafluff Apr 3rd 2012 3:42 am

Re: Room 101 - Urban Myths
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 9986180)
Correct - NOT a myth.

Guys - stretch out your fingers as far apart as possible, then measure the length of a straight line between the tip of your thumb and the tip of your little finger.

It equals the length of your erection - yes?

I believe so.


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