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Old Feb 17th 2009, 7:02 am
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I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the road, I was thinking of making a stew tonight and was wondering if anyone can give me a good cat recipe.

Shame to waste good meat...

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Old Feb 17th 2009, 7:14 am
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You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?
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You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?
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I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the road, I was thinking of making a stew tonight and was wondering if anyone can give me a good cat recipe.

Shame to waste good meat...

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I have loads,......remember, there's more than one way to skin a cat
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I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the road, I was thinking of making a stew tonight and was wondering if anyone can give me a good cat recipe.

Shame to waste good meat...

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Old Feb 17th 2009, 8:20 am
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You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?
Your statement is flawed.... I can keep a flat clean, I just chose not to and took the lazy option, when it comes to cooking I am a dab hand I'll have you know.

I do the meanest chilli con carni this side of Mexico

Does anybody have any tips on extracting the roadkill from the surface, I have seen a pre-tenderised cat which is embedded into the tarmac, so I assuming it might be welded to the road, I might need a big spatular or something similar so that I can lever it off.

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You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?
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Old Feb 17th 2009, 1:24 pm
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Your statement is flawed.... I can keep a flat clean, I just chose not to and took the lazy option, when it comes to cooking I am a dab hand I'll have you know.

I do the meanest chilli con carni this side of Mexico

Does anybody have any tips on extracting the roadkill from the surface, I have seen a pre-tenderised cat which is embedded into the tarmac, so I assuming it might be welded to the road, I might need a big spatular or something similar so that I can lever it off.

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just pour gravy on it and eat it directly off the road.
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just pour gravy on it and eat it directly off the road.
Naw mate, blow torch it first, you don't wanna be eating it raw do you? Once slightly chargrilled - add gravy...
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Naw mate, blow torch it first, you don't wanna be eating it raw do you? Once slightly chargrilled - add gravy...
in this weather it would be piping hot by lunchtime...
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Tastes like chicken.

Apparently.
I heard it tasted more like rabbit, actually... so how about a nice cat'n'cider pie?


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I heard it tasted more like rabbit, actually... so how about a nice cat'n'cider pie?

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