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Bison Feb 17th 2009 7:02 am

Roadkill
 
I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the road, I was thinking of making a stew tonight and was wondering if anyone can give me a good cat recipe.

Shame to waste good meat...

Bison

Lorna at Vicenza Feb 17th 2009 7:14 am

Re: Roadkill
 
You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?

Roadking Feb 17th 2009 7:59 am

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 7292732)
You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Jammy_Dodgers Feb 17th 2009 7:59 am

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7292710)
I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the road, I was thinking of making a stew tonight and was wondering if anyone can give me a good cat recipe.

Shame to waste good meat...

Bison

I have loads,......remember, there's more than one way to skin a cat

Blue Cat Feb 17th 2009 8:09 am

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers (Post 7292837)
I have loads,......remember, there's more than one way to skin a cat

sh1t I am scared :eek:

nottmbantam Feb 17th 2009 8:14 am

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7292710)
I keep seeing dead cats on the side of the road, I was thinking of making a stew tonight and was wondering if anyone can give me a good cat recipe.

Shame to waste good meat...

Bison

Tastes like chicken.

Apparently.

Bison Feb 17th 2009 8:20 am

Re: Roadkill
 

You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?
Your statement is flawed.... I can keep a flat clean, I just chose not to and took the lazy option, when it comes to cooking I am a dab hand I'll have you know.

I do the meanest chilli con carni this side of Mexico ;)

Does anybody have any tips on extracting the roadkill from the surface, I have seen a pre-tenderised cat which is embedded into the tarmac, so I assuming it might be welded to the road, I might need a big spatular or something similar so that I can lever it off.

Bison

Spugsy Feb 17th 2009 1:23 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 7292732)
You can't even keep your own flat clean!
How are we supposed to believe that you even know how to make a stew?

arf arf!

Spugsy Feb 17th 2009 1:24 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7292896)
Your statement is flawed.... I can keep a flat clean, I just chose not to and took the lazy option, when it comes to cooking I am a dab hand I'll have you know.

I do the meanest chilli con carni this side of Mexico ;)

Does anybody have any tips on extracting the roadkill from the surface, I have seen a pre-tenderised cat which is embedded into the tarmac, so I assuming it might be welded to the road, I might need a big spatular or something similar so that I can lever it off.

Bison

just pour gravy on it and eat it directly off the road.

nottmbantam Feb 17th 2009 1:37 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7293869)
just pour gravy on it and eat it directly off the road.

Naw mate, blow torch it first, you don't wanna be eating it raw do you? Once slightly chargrilled - add gravy...

Spugsy Feb 17th 2009 1:50 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by nottmbantam (Post 7293907)
Naw mate, blow torch it first, you don't wanna be eating it raw do you? Once slightly chargrilled - add gravy...

in this weather it would be piping hot by lunchtime...

Hello.Kitty Feb 17th 2009 3:21 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by nottmbantam (Post 7292882)
Tastes like chicken.

Apparently.

I heard it tasted more like rabbit, actually... so how about a nice cat'n'cider pie?

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/2...db35fdd4ca.jpg

Spugsy Feb 17th 2009 3:38 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty (Post 7294188)
I heard it tasted more like rabbit, actually... so how about a nice cat'n'cider pie?

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/2...db35fdd4ca.jpg

http://www.lolcatbible.com/images/b/b8/Ceiling_cat.jpg

Hello.Kitty Feb 17th 2009 3:47 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7294256)

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/voices.jpg

roflcat ftw

Spugsy Feb 17th 2009 3:53 pm

Re: Roadkill
 

Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty (Post 7294285)

it's eye is falling out!


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