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TheShed Jul 16th 2013 6:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Poshy (Post 10803366)
I'm always up for a dare...............:cool:

Once again, apologies for rambling...x


Right, off you go then and please post the link to the thread (if its allowed). I will pay the 20bucks or whatever it is to log on from 37000 feet to follow it.

On my way to LHR tomorrow to meet Mrs Shed but if the EW thread is good enough, I will get her to stir it up with some of her log ins.

KC, can you add some devil stuff to the thread so that Mrs Shed thinks I am creative and all that stuff :-).

Night all. :amen:

kittycat1 Jul 16th 2013 6:07 pm

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As requested shed;

:devil_smile::devil_smile::angry_smile::angry_smil e::demon::demon::drinkwine::drinkwine::scarper::ar gue::devil_smile::devil_smile:

TheShed Jul 16th 2013 6:13 pm

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 10803399)
As requested shed;

:devil_smile::devil_smile::angry_smile::angry_smil e::demon::demon::drinkwine::drinkwine::scarper::ar gue::devil_smile::devil_smile:

Thanks KC, I only come onto this forum when I am sure that my big sister is their to look after me xx

Poshy Jul 16th 2013 6:32 pm

Re: Right you lot........ your best management skills please.......
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10803347)
And to compensate her for her poverty-stricken upbringing and lifestyle at home, you are paying her roughly....... what? Double the going rate?



Think that would have to be a brand new shiny thread to debate that :)

Millhouse Jul 16th 2013 8:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Ethos83 (Post 10803322)
Why don't people make their maids dress like the maids back in the old days? Black uniform with a white apron. Problem solved.

My first director in Dubai had a similar problem. His wife's solution was to buy several sets of matching single coloured cotton shirts and capri trousers and told the maid that was what she had to wear around the house.

I have the opposite problem. My maid is always smartly dressed and respectable. I'd love a stolen glimpse of her button arse while she polishes my taps.

Mrs M has only been away 4 days and I've already gone feral.

OleJanx Jul 16th 2013 8:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10803621)

Mrs M has only been away 4 days and I've already gone feral.

Returned to feral...

Beakersful Jul 17th 2013 2:19 am

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Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10803621)
I have the opposite problem. My maid is always smartly dressed and respectable. I'd love a stolen glimpse of her button arse while she polishes my taps.

Mrs M has only been away 4 days and I've already gone feral.

Oh, the hardship you guys suffer over the border................[sarcasm]

Four months in and someone handed me a glass of wine and a tear actual formed in one eye. I brushed fingers with an intriguing member of the opposite gender and was confused. The goodbye hug she gave left me considering running away and travelling the Amazon. It would help if a girl I know there dared me to say I didn't love my promised one and offered me an open invitation of a life of 'travelling' with her, whilst simultaneously doubting my sanity.

But, onto the BO. We're all professionals. Shower and deodrant. As to bad breath, isn't that what the miswack is for? Buy some in and offer it as a 'ramadan gift' to the muslims. It then doesn't become accusations, but a normal, day to day thing. Hell, even say your mouth is like a cats litter tray and you need instructions on how to use one yourself.

hong_konger Jul 17th 2013 3:23 am

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This is just a typically British problem. How to offend without offending. Its the same with fat people, yes I said FAT people !! A polite but to the point "you stink" is perfectly appropriate !! Whats the issue ? If he does stink then although moderately embarrased he will probably be pleased to know so he can do something about it.

NorthernLad Jul 17th 2013 3:44 am

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Originally Posted by hong_konger (Post 10804007)
This is just a typically British problem. How to offend without offending.

You are making it sound like a bad trait.


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