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Old Jul 9th 2012, 10:02 pm
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"Ability to withstand criticism and irritating people."

I just read this on a GulfTalent vacancy, hah!
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Originally Posted by Saff_Parker
"Ability to withstand criticism and irritating people."

I just read this on a GulfTalent vacancy, hah!
It must be a job working opposite Bechtel!
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Old Jul 10th 2012, 4:06 am
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Default Re: Required skill on a Dubai job advert..

Originally Posted by jackthehat
It must be a job working opposite Bechtel!
I actually second that to an extent. One bloke I had to do some work for at Bechtel was the biggest, most arrogant, most up-his-own-arse, port-building megacunt that I've ever met.
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Old Jul 10th 2012, 5:33 am
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I actually second that to an extent. One bloke I had to do some work for at Bechtel was the biggest, most arrogant, most up-his-own-arse, port-building megacunt that I've ever met.
I agree 100% Do they have a 'Secret Training Establishment' on the Uther Side of Accrington? (USA)

However, I did have the honour to meet the said 'most arrogant, most up-his-own-arse, port-building megacunt that I've ever met' when he arrived at my office in Manila a couple of years later! - Then the 'Boot was on the other Foot!' - He had then become a 'most arrogant, most up-his-own-arse, Airport building megacunt!' - They arrived with an entourage, and were told very politely to **** Off!
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
It must be a job working opposite Bechtel!
i would agree! but its not only bechtel there are many others too!
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If only a required skill on here was to be able to use capital letters and punctuation...
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If only a required skill on here was to be able to use capital letters and punctuation...
NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Originally Posted by busybee2
NOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Dear Busybee,
I would like to plunder your booty, like a ravenous Somalian pirate pillaging the coastlines 800km off the Serengeti.

Love and regards

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Originally Posted by weasel decentral
Dear Busybee,
I would like to plunder your booty, like a ravenous Somalian pirate pillaging the coastlines of the Serengeti.

Love and regards
Obviously the Somalian Pirates have amphibious vehicles now - The Serengeti is land locked and some 800km from the Indian Ocean...
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Originally Posted by Kix
Obviously the Somalian Pirates have amphibious vehicles now - The Serengeti is land locked and some 800km from the Indian Ocean...
Stop trying make me look bad while I am trying to woo Busybee, now is not the time for geography lessons.
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Default Re: Required skill on a Dubai job advert..

Originally Posted by Saff_Parker
"Ability to withstand criticism and irritating people."

I just read this on a GulfTalent vacancy, hah!
Send them on this website for training and to assess suitability for the post
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Originally Posted by Meow
If only a required skill on here was to be able to use capital letters and punctuation...
Use that against a Semi-Literate Construction Organisation in the US called 'Bechel!' **** Off with your Grammatical Comments! - I am getting 'Fed-Up' with having to deal with the Illiterati! - And being corrected by Americans, with my use of 'English!'

Send an Email to Chuck Hoover if tou have a problem! - I suspect that you do!
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Use that against a Semi-Literate Construction Organisation in the US called 'Bechel!' **** Off with your Grammatical Comments! - I am getting 'Fed-Up' with having to deal with the Illiterati! - And being corrected by Americans, with my use of 'English!'

Send an Email to Chuck Hoover if tou have a problem! - I suspect that you do!
Oh the irony...
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Oh the irony...
So you're a septic now Meow? When did you swap passports?
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Originally Posted by rowell
Send them on this website for training and to assess suitability for the post
WHAT website?
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