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Old Sep 18th 2012, 11:17 am
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Default Recruitment Consultant BS

(with apologies to the recruiters on here )

Just had a guy on the phone asking me if I was interested in moving to Doha, and he proceeded to tell me the following about Qatar:

"Everyone in the UAE, Dubai, AD is wanting to move to Qatar"

"It's the same as Dubai, same party atmosphere, shopping, entertainment; only difference is there are no prostitutes".

Er...OK, mate!
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Old Sep 18th 2012, 11:34 am
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy View Post
(with apologies to the recruiters on here )

Just had a guy on the phone asking me if I was interested in moving to Doha, and he proceeded to tell me the following about Qatar:

"Everyone in the UAE, Dubai, AD is wanting to move to Qatar"

"It's the same as Dubai, same party atmosphere, shopping, entertainment; only difference is there are no prostitutes".

Er...OK, mate!
Righty O! Its better than AD, but Dubai?!
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Old Sep 18th 2012, 12:28 pm
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Originally Posted by britexpat76 View Post
Righty O! Its better than AD, but Dubai?!
Abu Dhabi is a better city than Doha mate .
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Old Sep 18th 2012, 12:34 pm
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I have always preferred it here. There is bugger all to do in either except eat and drink.
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Old Sep 18th 2012, 12:48 pm
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Originally Posted by britexpat76 View Post
I have always preferred it here. There is bugger all to do in either except eat and drink.
I see the similarities mate to be honest but there's fu** all to do except eat and drink in any of them to be honest


There's a lot more choice in everything for me with A.D . It's still not a patch on DXB though.
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Old Sep 18th 2012, 12:53 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy View Post
(with apologies to the recruiters on here )

Just had a guy on the phone asking me if I was interested in moving to Doha, and he proceeded to tell me the following about Qatar:

"Everyone in the UAE, Dubai, AD is wanting to move to Qatar"

"It's the same as Dubai, same party atmosphere, shopping, entertainment; only difference is there are no prostitutes".

Er...OK, mate!
What! You mean there are prostitutes?
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Old Sep 18th 2012, 1:01 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy View Post

"...only difference is there are no prostitutes".
And that's supposed to be a selling point?

Then where are you meant to blow your coke if not on the tummy of hoes...
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Old Sep 19th 2012, 4:39 am
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name and shame the muppets please
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I'm assuming this numpty is not based in the ME?
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Cheap ladies are easy way for transferring different disease .. Dont trust check health here or there!
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Originally Posted by maudawia View Post
Cheap ladies are easy way for transferring different disease .. Dont trust check health here or there!
But expensive ladies are ok?
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Phew.

Wasn't me.
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Cheap ladies are easy way for transferring different disease .. Dont trust check health here or there!
welcome back maudawia...where have you been you irreverant sausage?
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welcome back maudawia...where have you been you irreverant sausage?
Umrah....
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Umrah....
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