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Nov 1st 2008, 4:39 am
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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum.
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...3&in_page_id=2
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...3&in_page_id=2
Nov 2nd 2008, 6:05 am
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Re: Read all about it, read all about it...
wow, I can't believe it fit at the first place lol.
Nov 2nd 2008, 11:03 am
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Nov 2nd 2008, 11:19 am
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Nov 2nd 2008, 2:02 pm
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How many people have gardens in their living rooms (and arent potatoes in the ground) ??
I should make sure there are no vegetables around me when i put up the curtains !!
(Im not even going to comment how if u fall u could land on a potato and it going up your backside !! - the words Bulleye comes to mind !!)
I should make sure there are no vegetables around me when i put up the curtains !!
(Im not even going to comment how if u fall u could land on a potato and it going up your backside !! - the words Bulleye comes to mind !!)
Nov 2nd 2008, 2:17 pm
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No comment !
