The_Citizen

You're barred!

Blue Cat

so we have found ourselves a doorman

I only got one pair of hands, food on it's way

Alexa

Do you only do Brit food here or can I get some Hax'n mit Semmelknoedeln and a Mass (large , really large glass of beer) please?

Theseus

Bacon sarnie, extra crispy, brown sauce, white bread, mug of tea and a whiskey chaser please.

Also can someone put the tennis on?

OleJanx

Non halal piggy and a pint of Guinness, that is the way of relapsing after being in Saudi too long!

redShark

Hey guys/chicks, what is going on here? It looks like ‘The girls want to have fun’ kind of party! is planned for Ramadan. Well I can tell you what the animal part of me is telling me right now, he is saying: how I wish I was not a Muslim so that I can join in the fun!!!!

Equestra

Today's lunch debate focussed on how much more enjoyable 'licensed Iftar's would be ......if only eh!

OleJanx

Harram is all the more fun in Islamic countries.

I have friends who lived in Tehran in the 70s who said it made Dubai look backwards!

mentalist

Some venues are saying that live music ends tonight. I hope they are the exceptions coz Ramadan doesn't start for several days, no?

scrubbedexpat141

You have your own versions of fun, like stonings, multiple wives, abusing women, starving yourselves. Wait...that IS fun right?

OleJanx

I don't know. Getting stoned? Guilty. Multiple wives? No thank you, I've enough bother with Mrs. Janx, who dislikes this bored. Starving yourself? Well I'm an unheathy 42 KG, so I guess that all this MUST be fun...after all, what is the alternative?...Oh...Hmm, yes O.K. perhaps you're right, but I'd prefer a second opinion!

The Dean

Ramadan is tomorrow.............

By the way: go to Spinney's in Mercato Mall early on any morning.......... pork section............ yesterday's pork pies more than 50 pct off.............. I've been eating them for months - tasty, and no 'after effects'..............

OleJanx

You've obviously being eating the grotty Saxby pork pies from Spinneys!
Needs must when the urge calls, but they are a bit pony...

scrubbedexpat141

See...it's a right laugh.

Anyway, let's not fall into that debate again.

I enjoyed my last morning ciggie in the car this morning. Currently trying to work out where I can smoke during the day.

Brains1983

??? I thought I was a small pup at 64Kg!