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scrubbedexpat141 Jul 2nd 2012 12:30 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by typical (Post 10150204)
I wouldn't say you're too young, given you'd need to start prep soon and probably target a summer 2013 start... you're already older than the youngest guy in my class. The US schools are even younger.

They're damn expensive though. Mine completely wiped out my savings.

Yeah, without a degree and other shit behind me I think it worked out to about 6 years of studying to get one. Seemed a bit much to me, oh and the cost was astronomical. It's something I'd like to have when I'm 30ish though, that's for certain.

LaLaLayla Jul 2nd 2012 12:56 am

Re: Qualifications
 
I did my MBA here through the OU and absolutely loved every minute of it. I would highly recommend it.

The Dean Jul 2nd 2012 1:50 am

Re: Qualifications
 
M.B.A. = Means Bugger All
M.A.S.T.E.R.S. = Moderate Achiever Still Trying the Educational Route to Success

There's also a really good definition of D.I.P.L.O.M.A. but I can't bloody well remember it - anyone?

The Dean Jul 2nd 2012 1:56 am

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By the way: if you want to study because it is a good thing to do in its own right, go ahead.........

...... but if you just want a qually, why not buy an online 'life experience' degree from one of those US-based degree mills (e.g. Almeda etc)?

They cold-called me (having obtained my CV from somewhere) and told me that I was eligible for a BSc Economics based on my previous work experience, and if I also took a ten-week correspondence course in "Economics with Applied Maths" (or something) and then passed the exam, I'd get a MSc in "Econometrics".

Total cost = USD 1,275 plus administration fee of USD 225.

I declined, but they're still on my case...........

typical Jul 2nd 2012 2:01 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10150380)
...... but if you just want a qually, why not buy an online 'life experience' degree from one of those US-based degree mills (e.g. Almeda etc)?

Sod that - just award yourself one.

http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/courses.html

LaLaLayla Jul 2nd 2012 2:03 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10150359)
M.B.A. = Means Bugger All
M.A.S.T.E.R.S. = Moderate Achiever Still Trying the Educational Route to Success

There's also a really good definition of D.I.P.L.O.M.A. but I can't bloody well remember it - anyone?

Sounds like sour grapes from somebody who did not go to university.

typical Jul 2nd 2012 2:04 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by LaLaLayla (Post 10150392)
Sounds like sour grapes from somebody who did not go to university.

I find it funny :p

typical MA* MEng MBA

* Cantab

Bob Jul 2nd 2012 3:06 am

Re: Qualifications
 
Thought OU allowed folks to sign up when not UK residence these days, so probably worth giving them a shout.

My missus did her masters, part time over a few years online via University of London, Kings College.

They were really good, she even got all the benefits of regular students, photo student ID, all those coupons for money off book shops and the like, but best bit was the access to the biggest digitised library in Europe, or it was at the time.

The Dean Jul 2nd 2012 4:49 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by LaLaLayla (Post 10150392)
Sounds like sour grapes from somebody who did not go to university.

Oh I went to university all right - then had the good sense to stop before becoming labelled as one of life's permanent students........

Philip Green, Alan Sugar, Richard Branson, John Harvey-Jones........ not a qually between them......... reasonably successful though. You can't teach what they've got.......

Victor Meldrew Jul 2nd 2012 4:59 am

Re: Qualifications
 
To Echo what others have said, decide what area you find most enjoyable/interesting and motivates you most.

It's like physical activity - if you choose and activity you enjoy, you will do it more often and put more into it.

I would aim as high as you can (ie dont do a Diploma level course with a view to moving to a Degree course afterwards, if you are capable of doing a Degree already).

It will be a big commitment both time wise and monetarily particularly if you are working f/t as well.

Check out the institution you are going to do the qualification with. Reputation can count for a lot in some areas and if you are competing for a job against somebody with the same quals, the institution you have done it with can make the difference.

Good luck :thumbsup:

Millhouse Jul 2nd 2012 9:13 am

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Degrees are generally pointless - especially anything business releated.

Learn arabic and do your job well - or better still, mandarin and be prepared.

Victor Meldrew Jul 2nd 2012 9:26 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10151073)
Degrees are generally ointless pointless pointless - especially anything business releated.

Learn arabic and do your job well - or better still, mandarin and be prepared.

Is that in all fields? what do you base that on?

Millhouse Jul 2nd 2012 9:37 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by Victor Meldrew (Post 10151102)
Is that in all fields? what do you base that on?


You take it too literally. Obviously i mean medicine :)

But all those MBAs are not necessary - or indeed my engineering or accountancy degrees for what i do. My point is that most do not use their qualifications and scamp is better off learning someting useful (like a language) than a pointless degree.

Autonomy Jul 2nd 2012 9:53 am

Re: Qualifications
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10151118)
But all those MBAs are not necessary - or indeed my engineering or accountancy degrees for what i do. My point is that most do not use their qualifications and scamp is better off learning someting useful (like a language) than a pointless degree.

but, but.... say Scamp wants to move into a different vertical (the lovely phrase he used) - how do you propose he does this without any academic qualifications or experience? Ask nicely in Mandarin?

douglasgrant Jul 2nd 2012 1:38 pm

Re: Qualifications
 
There are literally tons of higher education institutions which are offering degrees and certificates online and you ever need to set foot on campus to get one. Open University is one of them and there are also tons in North America (US and Canada) also getting in on the action.

The bigger well known ones off the top on my head are:
OU (UK), Capella, U of Phoenix (US), Athabasca U. (Canada)

If I were you, I would pick an industry and/or an employer you are interested in working at and make sure they know and are aware of the online program. Its not free and it is a time commitment and it would really suck if you spent it on something no one at that company or industry knows that it exists or gives a flying hoot about. Don't under estimate how small minded people in the workplace can be.


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