Punctuation Lesson
 

An English professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.


The men wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."


The women wrote:

"A woman: Without her, man is nothing."

Re: Punctuation Lesson
 

I'm afraid that would be lost on many kids in the UK these days.

The'y stic'k an apostro'phe in any word's they feel like for example...:frown:

Re: Punctuation Lesson
 

A Panda walks into a restaurant, orders and eats a steak, then pulls out a gun and shoots the nearest waiter. He then stands up and walks out. The manager of the restaurant runs out after him, and sees him getting into a taxi. As the taxi speeds off, the Panda shouts out the window: "Look it up in the dictionary!"
So the manager goes back into the restaurant and finds a dictionary in the office. Under the entry for Panda, he reads:

Eats shoots and leaves.

Re: Punctuation Lesson
 

I've never heard the clean version of eats shoots and leaves before :blink:

Re: Punctuation Lesson
 

i've seen that before, it's great...:D

MM, xx

Re: Punctuation Lesson
 

This is a family show.